Ello ma….

In fairness, back in the days when EE was worth watching, that gravelly “Ello Ma…” was always the start of a good few weeks. Loved how they brought him in and out.

Can’t see you as being that evil though Elf.

Have you seen Jamie and his magic torch?

Elfs more like Sam Mitchell.. does a crime… disappears… comes back a little bit different

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Very good.

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Always liked Nick Cotton though. He made EE worth watching.

TSY, that was pure poetry!

I’m not sure what part I would play but I insist on Tom Ward playing a love interest part… 😉

Rachel

One can only assume that Fred is getting his nasal septum reconstructed after splurging his salary on a massive coke binge with some modern day popstar (I’m guessing Aston off of JLS) and is set to return when Elfin flees after a botched attempt to rob Flashy’s prize winning greyhound.

Aston off of JLS

😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

🙁 😡

Soon to be making a guest appearance

*fap*

Bet he can’t ride a bike like Sammie-Louise. 😀

TSY can’t ride a bike like Sammie-Louise and nor can the guy I send out to social functions!

OK, so this social function guy, does he have a better body than that, er, dandyprat?^^

Well the social function guy has a man’s body and is currently pretty ripped having recently lost a bit of weight 😉

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I played smurf hat from series seven through to twelve, but they killed off my character when his story lines started getting a bit tired, a thousand press ups this, 335d that, surf god blah blah. The ‘other’ channel wanted me but the STW producers would release me from my contract. Now I just play bit-parts like this schrickvr6 guy. I’ve done some stunt double work for the guy who plays Hora as well though.

Where is hora anyway? Extended stay on the naughty step or self-imposed ban from the chat forum?

(I rarely venture onto the one where people discuss bikes and stuff)

Dammit emsz i like the word spunky, its almost as hip and down the the kid as snazzy.

Phil you just got your name on the register! 😯

lol you’re the one who posted an indecent image of a kid!

(http://www.sugarscape.com/userfiles/aston-jls-main.jpg)

Phil you know what my surname is… I’m always at the top of any register.

When can we have sexy time?

well its been less than 2 weeks since i fractured my shoulder… so i’m hoping about 2 weeks from now? my fitness level will have dropped off dramatically though and i’ll be crippled by back pain before my legs give way i suspect as i cant do any stretches or exercises for my back until i can support my weight through the shoulder again 🙁

need to gently ease myself back in (thats what she said)

iMissriding

Yeti = Mr Aardvark?

Turkish massage philly?

How have i missed this thread?!

*gets coffee and settles down to catch up whuilst yawning lots after my neighbours woke me up with their S&M antics this morning* 😯

Mr Aardvark?

Whooooo?

Ahh, yep I get it. No.

Mr Aa then?

Mr AA? You saying I’ve got a problem?? 🙂