The latest edition of the nutter paper has turned up.

Thankfully along with birds , nuclear bombs aren’t real.

Do they have a forum too!? 🙂

Yeah, that’s bollocks. You should probably use that for arse wiping to get some use out of it (and to take it out of circulation)

Pretty compelling stuff if you regard the world as flat.

That is bonkers. Never heard of it but, having googled (it has a Wikipedia page!) sounds like quite a thing… when you say “turned up”, how did you acquire it… subscription? 🤔 🤪

EDIT: never heard this particular conspiracy theory before, but again after a quick google, it’s not totally new (although doesn’t seem to be that popular). Who knew!

I like the ‘we checked with a university professor who said we were talking bollocks’ bit. Makes you think!

I’ve seen that garbage being left in pubs and handed out around here (Ludlow).  We went to an outdoor play at Ludlow castle last summer and there was a bloke handing them out to the audience.  He got the hump a bit when I declined to take one. Last time I looked at one it was wall to wall ‘Plandemic’, ‘great reset’ type conspiracist bollox.  Takes all sorts…..

nuclear bombs aren’t real.

I have never heard that claim before. I have been worried about nuclear weapons for quite a while so it would be great if I could believe that they weren’t real.

Where can I get a copy of The Light?

It gets pushed through my letterbox (Manchester) occasionally. Last Octobers edition was even more mad than usual.

Why is it the same old things?

WEF, Climate Change, Buy Gold, Vaccines and then a few little grifts thrown in for good measure.

That Grander Water thing is amazing.

Water possesses an immune system. The basic idea behind the method proposed by Johann Grander is to strengthen the self-cleansing effect and resistance of water by improving its structure. This creates a natural and stable immune system.”

Where can I get a copy of The Light?

Here, if you really want to.

It’s endorsed by Piers Corbyn and David Icke. So absolutely not bat shit crazy, fruitloopery on steroids!

Where can I get a copy of The Light?

Well according to Wikipedia, after I googled the light, in Stroud.

However I did google it on a works computer, so am now expecting the security guards come and escort me out of the building, carrying a box with the near dead spider plant and stock photo of a family that came with the picture frame that I pretend is mine from my desk. Which just demonstrates how effective they are in silencing the truth!

David Icke’s theory makes a lot of sense if you see it as an analogy*

*he says its no analogy.

I missed the Sunday Sport from the late 80s, leant a lot from it that most people didn’t know. For instance a world war 2 bomber was found on the moon.

Ah the paper with no correspondence address or editor.

A representative came in my shop with a bunch during on of the lock downs and asked id mind putting them on my counter – I took them and put straight in the shredder and said it’ll save time….. She had a go at me about it and after that they kept turning up In front of my papers in the paper stand outside. Couldn’t find an address to bill the free advertising and distribution too.

in Stroud

That figures.

Nuclear bombs aren’t real? FFS – so my school didn’t need to subject me to watching “Threads” then?

My daughter works(ed) in Waitrose over the pandemic and they were regularly visited and berated by a woman doing the same, leaving copies on the end of the tills and by the paper stand, having a go at the (mainly kids) on the tills about the safety screens and masks, calling them ‘puppets’ and ‘sheeple’ and then when being asked to leave producing a pack of biscuits or a can of beans and a receipt and refusing as she was a legal customer.

I’d say absolute mainly harmless fruit looper but she really was quite aggressive and unpleasant apparently.

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/12869655/officers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/27/truthpaper-the-anti-lockdown-newspaper-bypassing-online-fact-checkers

If that shit came to my door then they’d get what they deserve, fortunately we don’t seem to get such dumb **** in Scotland

If that shit came to my door then they’d get what they deserve, fortunately we don’t seem to get such dumb **** in Scotland

They’ve reached Edinburgh, someone delivered the October issue to my work. I thought my boss (who thinks the world is against him but isn’t quite a conspiracy theorist, more the “council only runs on brown envelopes” type) had left it to educate his staff but apparently it comes in the post.

I guess it will take a while to filter down to sleepy galloway, I await its arrival with extreme prejudice (and a big **** stick)

Just checked the link & apparently people buy it!?

That sidebar about nuclear fission is actually quite accurate apart from the last bit about the casing melting. The point is that it all happens instantly so the casing doesn’t matter, it’s instantly vapourised along with everything else for miles around. The speed of the reaction is kind of the point when you are making bombs, otherwise they’d simply be fires.

It’s endorsed by Piers Corbyn and David Icke. So absolutely not bat shit crazy, fruitloopery on steroids!

Well of course it is!

Not familiar with it in these parts, should someone hand me a copy, (and it seems almost inevitable that, now that I’ve read about it here, it’ll turn up), I’ll thank them and say that it’ll make a nice warm lining for my hedgehog houses.

If that shit came to my door then they’d get what they deserve, fortunately we don’t seem to get such dumb **** in Scotland

Got one in Crieff last year – they’d been round sticking then under wipers in all the car parks. They walk among us up north too.

Someone brings it into the tea room at my work (I with in a hospital pathology lab so we’re all technically scientists 😖)

Flicked through a few copies of it, as mentioned above, it’s exactly the same stereotypical stories you’d expect.

In the classifieds, there’s a whole range of merch that’s not only stylish, but also protects you from 5g 👌

My daughter works(ed) in Waitrose over the pandemic and they were regularly visited and berated by a woman doing the same, leaving copies on the end of the tills and by the paper stand, having a go at the (mainly kids) on the tills about the safety screens and masks, calling them ‘puppets’ and ‘sheeple’ and then when being asked to leave producing a pack of biscuits or a can of beans and a receipt and refusing as she was a legal custome

Sorry John but that’s obviously bolocks. Waitrose don’t employ a single member of checkout stuff not old enough to be on the advanced stages of rigor.

Sorry John but that’s obviously bolocks. Waitrose don’t employ a single member of checkout stuff not old enough to be on the advanced stages of rigor.

Sorry but YOU are quite wrong. Plenty of youngsters in my local.

Plenty of youngsters in my local.

That’s what THEY want you to think. They’re really shapeshifting aliens…

I think this is called irony.

I think this is called irony.

Yes, but they do have a point.

Oh I am so going to use that ^^ diagram!

Related, there was a brilliant exchange I saw on Twitter earlier from a Chemtrails nutter being schooled in basic science.

What are they spraying us with @RishiSunak What has the UK government agreed to spray us with? This is the sky over the north west UK, looks like they’ve been at it all night ✈️ Why are our so called “journalists” not asking questions about this?#Chemtrails #LookUp pic.twitter.com/leKBMTdTDw

— ?Anne-Marie? (@Anne_Marie_2) April 4, 2023

I might steal that Matt, very good.

There are a few Chemtrail nutters on Twitter

Not mine, so please freely use.
It does sum up things nicely. Next time our covid wind up merchants arrive I plan on answering everything they say with that…

Keeping anything a secret is practically impossible, let alone something like spraying the country with something! The sheer number of people ‘in’ on it would be astronomical and would bound to be leaked, plus those doing the spraying would also be living with family in the same areas they’ve sprayed, so that doesn’t make sense.

However, the photos do look a bloody mess in the sky. I have noticed that same grid pattern and they spread out and turn what was a sunny day in to a hazy day. Whether it’s anything other than water vapour / fumes / pollution i don’t know, but it does look awful.

The MET office do experiment with spraying though, so could it be a case of Chinese whispers?? https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/research/foundation/observational-studies/cloud-physics

That magazine is tremendous!! 😀

plus those doing the spraying would also be living with family in the same areas they’ve sprayed, so that doesn’t make sense.

No, they live on George Soros’s top secret private island, the one guarded by Jewish space lasers, etc.

However, the photos do look a bloody mess in the sky. I have noticed that same grid pattern and they spread out and turn what was a sunny day in to a hazy day. Whether it’s anything other than water vapour / fumes / pollution i don’t know, but it does look awful.

this doesn’t happen where i live, so this is probably where the sprayers live.

edit, george is one of my neighbours!