Eat bacon every week, but not daily
Trousers securely fitted around waist with a belt from my extensive collection
Is a Kaffenback manly? I’m thinking not
Pretty crap at whistling and i think i’d be a bit embarresed at whistling at “birds” any way
I’m totally not a geezer.
According to one of my geezer mates, a whisky and ginger is crime worse than asking for directions. I clearly should have drank a lager as it is more manly apparently. That’s Fosters. Pffffffft !!!