The evolution of pet nicknames

Cat- called Kanye as he has serious mental health issues.

AKA

Kannas- just for rolling of the tounge.

Kanyan- my niece is only four and she couldnt pronounce Kanye.

Stanks- cos he stinks

Stankye- cos he stinks!

Oskar

Ossie

Ossie-boz

Boz

Doug is called Doug.

Douglas when he’s been a very naughty boy…

Sometimes Doggolo / Dougolo

(the rest of this is only me – Mrs Noise would just pull ‘that’ face if she knew what I call him from time to time)

Occasionally Dougie / Doogie

When he gets excited and ‘revved’ up, he’s Doogy Rev with a nod to The Adventure Game.

That mutated over time into Douglas Revington III, no idea how or why.

More recently he’s randomly become Doogiewoogieboogieboy

Some other occasional names can’t be typed here…

Lola 2 poos.

Does  dump, while you are leaning over to pick it up. She does another one.

A mate had a cat many years ago, the actual name of which I can’t remember now, but it was mostly called Cooking Fat…