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  • Premier Icon mikewsmith
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    Put yer shirt on ya dirty smeckers, no-one wants to see your flobbly man tits in the middle of day.

    FIFY

    greyman
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    socks with sandals …

    camo16
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    My man tits are pert and inviting. 😉 So, can I go topless?

    5thElefant
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    Walking on the beach at the weekend was disturbing. Beer bellies and tattoos everywhere. And that was the women.

    organic355
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    it seems the relationship between actually having a body that people want to see and the amount of clothing adorned are directly proportional.

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    People riding their bike in jeans.
    Why?

    jekkyl
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    greyman – Member
    socks with sandals …

    It’s usually old men that do that and would you want to see their feet? ewwww

    Premier Icon huckleberryfatt
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    Last time we had a summer (way back in days of yore …) the local supermarket had to put up a sign along the lines of ‘For flips sake people put some clothes on and stop dangling your naked lard handles in the fresh produce’
    Ick

    Lots of lovely floral diaphanous dresses in That London’s City of London. ’tis most scenic.

    brakes
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    I have to admit to standing next to the fridge freezer in my pants the other day after a long hard ride (fnar), with both doors open… I was tempted to go and do the same in Budgens…

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Socks with sandals is Scandinavia or Germany, definitely not the norm here.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Certainly some nice sights round this area.
    I do wonder about the 2 blokes I saw today and yesterday wearing down body warmers… why?

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    I was tempted to go and do the same in Budgens..

    Climbing in the chest freezers at Iceland is a no-no, I was told.

    mikey74
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    We should do what they do in North America: Put signs up saying shoes and tops must be worn in shops at all times.

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    I work in Bolton.

    Climbing in the chest freezers at Iceland is a no-no, I was told.

    I can confirm they do not like it when you do this in Spar

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Uniform round here at the moment seems to be Daisy Dukes, some form of crop top or tied shirt, and fur-lined Ugg boots.

    No, me neither.

    I have to admit to standing next to the fridge freezer in my pants

    You have a fridge freezer in your pants?

    Premier Icon huckleberryfatt
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    … shoes and tops must be worn in shops at all times

    and pants

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    Uniform round here at the moment seems to be Daisy Dukes, some form of crop top or tied shirt, and fur-lined Ugg boots.

    Spot on. I do find my Ugg boots slip off the pedals though.

    Premier Icon The Pinkster
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    Cougar – Moderator
    Uniform round here at the moment seems to be Daisy Dukes, some form of crop top or tied shirt, and fur-lined Ugg boots.

    And that’s just the blokes.

    Premier Icon The Pinkster
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    There was a couple of guys riding the Follow the Dog trail on Cannock Chase last weekend in hoodies, with the hoods up over their helmets 😯

    brakes
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    You have a fridge freezer in your pants?

    should I post a picture?

    Will you bunch stop talking about me.

    hora
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    Firstly let me say one thing about me- I look hideous with a tshirt off hence I keep my top on. WHY other people don’t show any such restraint is beyond me. Saying this – the blokes aren’t too bad. Its females- flip flops with swollen feet. BIG arms, big legs. Almost always with tiny tattoo’s.

    Its the feet though that ‘get’ me. Not dainty, but often 5ft6 women with size 8+ feet that look like the owners had waay too many bottles of wine to drink.

    Premier Icon binners
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    The best place to go in this weather is Piccadilly gardens in Manchester

    You will require

    1. Black Adidas/Nike tracky bottoms, rolled up to your knees
    2. White socks, tucked in your Rockports
    3. No top/wifebeater to display prison tattoos
    4. Additional tattoos displaying the names of your multiple offspring in a gothic font
    5. Copious Mr T style gold jewelery to accessorise the no top/wifebeater effect
    6. Can of stella in one hand, spliff in the other
    7. Your picnic handily packaged in a Greggs bag

    The uniform for the men isn’t that different

    jekkyl
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    I’ve just been down the supermarket for some lunch before a hasty retreat to the safety of my air conditioned office and there’s all sorts on display. It seems the latest summer fashion for the men is to go topless with a lovely T-shirt tan, a couple of dirty tattoos of a bulldog or a naked lady & a large solid paunch. Put yer shirt on ya dirty smeckers, no-one wants to see your flobbly man tits in the middle of day.

    hora
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    Binners I imagine in central London its different…more

    Waaha-haheeyyyyyyy! 😀

    Binners I imagine in central London its different…more

    Oh yes, very much so. 8)

    Premier Icon binners
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    For the effect you’re looking for, you need to mosy down to St Annes Square or King Street.

    Erm… apparently

    Premier Icon seadog101
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    I was at T in the Park this weekend. The bands were ace, the bodies were not.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Its the feet though that ‘get’ me. Not dainty, but often 5ft6 women with size 8+ feet that look like the owners had waay too many bottles of wine to drink.

    Here’s a tip: Don’t look at the feet!

    hora
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    Yes, darn in that there London the girls seem to be able to control their pie-eating and the men their pints of ale.

    Whereas up here its nutty-slack, pie and chips and whippets on sticks.

    Here’s a tip: Don’t look at the feet!

    Its hard not to though.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Its hard not to though.

    I know what you’re saying 😉 nudge nudge each to their own an all that guv

    Premier Icon binners
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    Its a bit easier to control your pie intake with a good, honest coke habit 😉

    Premier Icon cinnamon_girl
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    Beanies? Why?

    patriotpro
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    The woolie-hat wearers are my fave. meks me sweat just looking at em. FFS Take it off!

    chewkw
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    Plenty of roast beef according to the French … 😆

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    I do find my Ugg boots slip off the pedals though.

    resoled mine with 5tens but i hear they’re doing an spd range next year so back to clipless for me 🙂

    jekkyl
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    camo16 – Member
    My man tits are pert and inviting. So, can I go topless?

    this post is useless without……

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    The best place to go in this weather is Piccadilly gardens in Manchester

    Guess where I’m staying 3 nights a week till September….

    Magnificent.

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