The apprentice. Anyone watching tonight.?

I for one will be watching the cringe-worthyness of it all. Don’t normally do “reality” shows but seeing some of these prize plumbs strutting around is somehow compulsive viewing. Some are so far up their own holes that I am almost embarrassed for them.

Thing is theres one of these prize tools in every office I have worked in.

LOL in advance for the one who reckons she’s worked with “Al Gore, Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama”.

As I said before, I will be, but only for the banter on this thread. The Apprentice. My phone. STW – worse ways to spend a Tuesday night.

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I’ll be tuned in, can’t wait 🙂

yup love it, right up there with TOWIE and GLEE

I will be on here while my wife watches it probably…although I’ll have an eye on it to shout at the TV every now and then.

Towering self-regard – check

Monstrous Ego – check

Bumbling Buffoon – check

= unparalleled asshattery.

“Don’t tell me the sky’s limit if there are fingerprints on the moon” – Holy Jebus, how awful.

You beat me to that one deluded 😀

let the bell-endery commence…..

Afternoon posters…

guy with horrific pre-pubescent ‘tache FTW!

Plenty of totty to perv look at.

One of the guys doesn’t have a chin.

And the bullshit from the contestants begins……

(Is it only me who sees Sid James everytime s’ralan is on??) 😆

“I’m a sales manager…cum Sales Director”. Knob!!

No totty to perv at

Very poor turn out

I seek out pain rather than pleasure

Huge cans – check.

LOL: “Weak people in business are a waste of space, & a weak handshake is unforgiveable”…

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Huge cans – check.

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No totty to perv at

Very poor turn out

I have low standards. 😳

“Team Ability”?!?!?! WTF!!

The one who worked with Al Gore.

Someone take her out the back and put her down now.

The boys look like they’ve come dressed as labour, lib dem or Tory candidates. Apart from the one who has come dresssed for a funeral.

FFS, just heard the first management bullshit speak….

“What are you going to bring to the table?”……

**** sake, are they applying for a job waiting on?

I spend the £250 on a giant turnip. Shows initative innit.

£250 to playwith

Come on, place your bets?

How much do each team £££?

utterly beyond parody. Conversations conducted in self-proclaiming cliches

We should play business-cliche bingo

where on earth do they find these people?

No, it’s a f’ing plum.

we need oranges

is this an orange?

I don’t know…

LOLZ

Rolling with the punches.

We’re maxing on oranges.

How much do each team £££?

£0 and 17 boxes of oranges.

I’m not holding out much hope for the boys’ project manager.

The one guy is Piers Morgans lovechild.

Neither teams bought magic beans? Losers…

Did one of them just say….

“sales are not important”?

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Evil Edna seeks out pain??? Wouldnae mess wi her!

The thing is (going by the tv review section on radio today), sralan gets really miffed if anybody questions the fact that it’s just idiots on here.

The boys pm is a prize t!t. Good lordy.

There he goes again. Roll with the punches. What a ****.