STW: the movie

on the back of https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/is-there-a-good-stw-thread-that-youd-like-to-be-made-into-a-movie-%f0%9f%93%bd%ef%b8%8f/

“the main character should be based on world-class accident, and played by Nicholas Cage ”  Who would you cast in STW:the movie?

For me. somewhat optimistically I’d hire Keanu Reeves.  I’ve got James May dialled in for TJ.  Brian Glover is  a shoo-in for Binners.  Mark and Chipps, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Who’s playing you in the STW reboot?  (Please be nice).

We’d have to get Garry Bussey in somewhere…

I’d be played by that actor who pops up in everything but no one can remember his name. You know the one, oh, what was he in…..

Robert Llewellyn as, well, it’s obvious, innit?

Thomas Hayden Church

I would obviously be played by Clooney, he’s the only one who can match my looks…

Vin Diesel as Binners

Dr Dre, obvs 😂

Vin Diesel as Binners

Nah, all of these Gregs:

Greg Kinnear
Greg Davies
Gregory Peck
Gregory Hines

Me?

Ving Rhames; always at a keyboard, never on a bike

I would obviously be played by Clooney,

Rosemary Clooney?

If there’s a need for a cameo spot of gardening, a friend’s daughter reckons I look just like Monty Don.

The similarity ends there, sadly, I **** hate gardening and the housewives of Surrey are distinctly not forming a queue to get under me. I’m just stuck with looking weatherbeaten and dishevelled.

Me: a young Shakin’ Stevens

Cougs : Tom Savini complete with cock gun

Drac: Jimmy Nail

TJ : Charles Bronson in a mullet

Binbins : Shaun Ryder

MattOAB : Tim Robbins

Cougar – Ricky Gervais