Went out on my bike, froze to death, legs in bits and all my gear is plastered in mud.

Should have drunk beer and watched rugby instead

I tried a running backwards kick at a Wendy ball and ended up falling over and smacking my knee and elbow off of some particularly hard concrete .
Of course this never happened at work 😉 .

Reversed my two week old new to me 16 plate car into the pebble dashed wall of my own **** driveway. Gutted,not looking forward to how much it’s gonna cost to be fixed. Feel like a complete imbecile !!

Just fitted a new tubeless tyre the wrong way round.. Its a Schwalbe pro one so technically a slick tyre. Even lined up the logos. Cant be arsed to take the sealant out and turn it round. It’ll be fine right?

Dropped my motorbike.

Changed the sticky handbrake cable on my car. Eventually. First, I got confused while under the car, and changed the one that was working perfectly. So then I changed the sticky one, by swapping it with the one I’d just removed