Strangest thing you have seen on an early morning ride?
A friend was out on a road ride many years back and came across a charred body by the side of the road.
It was a girl from my old school who’d be killed by her ex-boyfriend and the girl he was seeing.
Friend was second on the scene by a few seconds IIRC – he was more than a little cut up.
Edit: Can’t remember if friend was “man that spotted flames” as I thought he arrived very shortly after a woman. He may have arrived shortly before… http://www.suffolkfreepress.co.uk/news/latest-news/murdered-girl-s-body-set-alight-1-560897Posted 4 years agobrassneckSubscriber
Not an early ride but a night ride had five armed bushes stand up in front of me on a trail turned out to be members of the para’s on an exercise had a VERY surreal conversation about bikes with them then went back the other way as they told me they were laying an ambush and “it might get a bit loud round here soon”
P.s ride in an army training ground in case you hadn’t guessed
I nearly rode into a tank on Salisbury Plain.
It was reasonably well hidden, but I started wearing my glasses when riding that way after that. They did offer me a brew which was handy, no cafes for miles round there.
Will quite often hear ‘mate, don’t ride over me f****** legs’ from what appears to be a bush in a ditch up there.Posted 4 years agoMoreCashThanDashSubscriber
This morning I saw a lot of joggers wearing less than they have for several months. Some of them were attractive. Some of them were female.
A friend of mine found a roadie collapsed at the side of the road at Easter. Poor chap didn’t make it to hospital in time. Not seen an update in the local news for a week or so, so must been natural causes. 4 years older than me.Posted 4 years agomonkeysfeetSubscriber
African religious types
I love meeting/bumping into them. So happy regardless of the weather- polite and obviously really into their worship/what they are doing up there.
They didn’t have a pot on the boil, licking their lips in anticipation of a Hora Breakfast.?Posted 4 years agoHansReySubscriber
mid afternoon, pushing up a track which is lined in hedges for most of the way near Bakewell. Every 20m or so was a page or two ripped out from a really bad pr0n mag. At the top of the track was a lot of tall grass and a 3ft pile of used knickers, bras and stockings. It reminded me of Hansel and Gretel…Posted 4 years agoscruffMember
Welsh Singing Choir at top of a mist shrouded hill, voices literally comign out of the clouds
Dens of Sexual perverts
Large pile of box fresh 1980’s ‘jazz’ mags
man carrying a rolled up carpet and a spade through the woods
Dogger spotting is standard entertainment.Posted 4 years ago
At the top of the track was a lot of tall grass and a 3ft pile of used knickers, bras and stockings.
Just reminded me – I found a stash of underwear catalogue pages and a pile of ladies’ underwear in a disused military fortification while route-finding in Croatia. My guess it was a local kid’s w**k-den.
No idea where the underwear came from, but I’d hazard a guess there’s a few empty spots on washing lines in the local village.Posted 4 years agosamcheeseMember
This reminds me of the I-Spy books that were all the rage when I was a lad.
I can tick off: mucky book photoshoot, blow-job in progress, illegal rave, filming(Dr.Who) and medieval roleplaying ****.
Can you beat this, though? In a clearing in woods north of Cardiff I see two women enraptured by the crazy-eyed topless man in a kilt who is serending them with a version of ‘Do ya think I’m sexy” on the bagpipes.Posted 4 years ago
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