Five visits to sort DPF fault, trying stupid stuff like software updates rather than cleaning out and renewing the obvious clogged system. (We bought the car with <2000 miles at 10 months, motability, it had never had a long run.)
Telling me it needed brake pads as they were down to 30% two days after they had been replaced by another garage.
Two visits to sort a dodgy door window switch, resetting s/w rather than fitting a new one.
Their tortuous booking in call centre, with long winded menus for the call handlers to read out, with endless attempts at up-sells for a/c flush, engine flush, filling the tyres with pixie dust.
But there’s only one Ford main dealer in our town and I wanted the stamps for at least the first five years in case we flogged it.