This thread has the potential to be shut down very quickly.
OP – you do realise that this forum is largely populated by frustrated middle aged keyboard warriors who just happen to ride bikes? I don’t hold out much hope that you’ll get any sensible responses 🙂
Edit: Actually, having thought for a moment I suspect you do realise that this forum is largely populated by frustrated middle aged keyboard warriors who just happen to ride bikes, hence your supposition that we all pay for sexual gratification whilst on tour.
I’m still not convinced you’ll get any sense, but well done for trying!