It’s all bicycles innit, bIG wheels, little wheels, fat tyres, skinny tyres, fat blokes, skinny jeans, drop bar, high rise occupants, up hill, down quarry, rain, shine, pedal down, pedal up, sweat dripping off of your cock that dangles down and drips onto your top tube that you later lick off to replace those vital lost electrolytes that you later top up with real ale which you then piss out against the side of your neighbours tent in the middle of the night…