well, you’ve just attacked some children
3 13/14yr old youfs threw half a house brick at me as I passed a pelican crossing on a main road – when I vaulted the railings to give chase – 2 disappeared towards an estate that I wouldn’t enter but 1 headed for the bushes
next day I decided to report it in case it had been a regular problem,
surprisingly got a call back asking me to come into give a statement
so then i had a visions of them showing me CCTV from nearby nursery and medical clinic – not scripted but the performance was a bit like this:
angry old man in lycra pacing pavement shouts and gestures ” come out of those f…ing bushes NOW, I’m still here and I’m still waiting to stuff your testicles up you f…ing a…hole” (repeat until decide probably has legged it but not before his mates come back dumbly shouting his name)
Police suggested one person who matched the name and known to them but description didn’t fit by a mile
Also asked me to confirm if brick hit me or my rucsac – I confirmed rucsac -apparently that would make assault hard to stick! Did say that if brick had come from rubble pile or skip they could arrange to get shifted which vaguely impressed me