- Someone stole on of our gnomes!
If you see a very small guy pushing a wheel barrow in Kent, let me know!😠Posted 1 month ago
It’s a big issue.Posted 1 month ago
That’s probably what he’s selling right now, the poor little sod.Posted 1 month ago
You should be selling it. You’re the one that’s gnomelessPosted 1 month ago
He’s probably heading for the Euro TunnelPosted 1 month ago
Have you got a shortlist of suspects?Posted 1 month ago
Dwarves are lowlife.Posted 1 month ago
Probably on his way to Stone Henge.Posted 1 month ago
Without wanting to be a grass, one of our forum members has previous for the acquisition of tiny grotesques….
From left to right. Prunella, Roger, Ethel the second, Dan. Fred, Snowy, Cremola Foam, Rubella Rotkopf. Bog, Ugg. Mungo Jerry, Guri, TikitikiPosted 1 month ago
Have you got CCTV?
The thief might be gnome to the police.Posted 1 month ago
gnome to the police.
The police won’t be interested – you’ll need to hire a private detective.Posted 1 month ago
you’ll need to hire a private detective.
Any more?Posted 1 month ago
Someone stole on of our gnomes!
The most alarming part of the sentence, really, is ‘one of’.Posted 1 month ago
If you see a very small guy pushing a wheel barrow in Kent, let me know!😠
Is the gnome in the wheelbarrow?Posted 1 month ago
Who could stoop so low?Posted 1 month ago
Storyline from Coronation St. Ca. 1995. Derek Wilton had a gnome kidnapped.Posted 1 month ago
Have you alerted the Gnome Office?Posted 1 month ago
The GLF are back!Posted 1 month ago
Gilf?Posted 1 month ago
I think with cases like this
There are known gnomes
and there are unknown gnomesPosted 1 month ago
a private detective
GrumPI ?Posted 1 month ago
Gnome liberation front
Perchy. You have too much time on your handsPosted 1 month ago
Sherlock GnomesPosted 1 month ago
Perchy. You have too much time on your hands
When he says ‘acquired’ he really means ‘sired’. Cremola Foam and Rubella Rotkopf have clearly had a run in with the taser too.Posted 1 month ago
Are you Grumpy?Posted 1 month ago
I bet he’s not Happy.Posted 1 month ago
No ransom now as yet. Bar stewards!Posted 1 month ago
I bet he’s not Happy
Snow White came home really angry one day and shouted, “I am not ******g happy!”
The other dwarves looked shocked, then one said, “So the rumours aren’t true?”Posted 1 month ago
That’s because happy was actually feeling grumpy.Posted 1 month ago
who cares? he was just some low down bumPosted 1 month ago
Hehe, some of the BAE apprentices staying at our outdoor centre in Castleton ‘borrowed’ a gnome.Posted 1 month ago
He was put back the next year by the next set of apprentice’s.
With a photo album full of holiday snaps. The whole factory took turns to take the gnome away….Paris, pyramids, The Ben, comfy in topless beach snap(!), London, posh hotel baths, nightclubs, you name it, he did it.
Stop trolling the poor guy.Posted 1 month ago
Hes just fishing for the best pun.
Derek did get his gnome stolen by Norris in corrie glad it wasnt just me who thought thatPosted 1 month ago
Maybe your gnome was a practicing clairvoyant, and he has finally managed to escape the confines of your garden. I can see the headlines in tomorrows local papers….
“Small Medium at Large”Posted 1 month ago
OP, have you checked to see if your bike’s still there?
Posted 1 month ago
He hasn’t joined Gnomes MC has he?
Posted 1 month ago
Maybe he just got held up at a goblin partyPosted 1 month ago
O Gnomeo, Gnomeo…..where for art thou Gnomeo?….Posted 1 month ago
His finest moment:Posted 1 month ago
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