If you see a very small guy pushing a wheel barrow in Kent, let me know!😠

It’s a big issue.

That’s probably what he’s selling right now, the poor little sod.

You should be selling it. You’re the one that’s gnomeless

He’s probably heading for the Euro Tunnel

Have you got a shortlist of suspects?

Dwarves are lowlife.

Probably on his way to Stone Henge.

Without wanting to be a grass, one of our forum members has previous for the acquisition of tiny grotesques….

From left to right. Prunella, Roger, Ethel the second, Dan. Fred, Snowy, Cremola Foam, Rubella Rotkopf. Bog, Ugg. Mungo Jerry, Guri, Tikitiki

Have you got CCTV?

The thief might be gnome to the police.

gnome to the police.

The police won’t be interested – you’ll need to hire a private detective.

you’ll need to hire a private detective.

…or heroes?

Any more?

Someone stole on of our gnomes!

The most alarming part of the sentence, really, is ‘one of’.

If you see a very small guy pushing a wheel barrow in Kent, let me know!😠

Is the gnome in the wheelbarrow?

Who could stoop so low?

Storyline from Coronation St. Ca. 1995. Derek Wilton had a gnome kidnapped.

Have you alerted the Gnome Office?

The GLF are back!

Gilf?

I think with cases like this

There are known gnomes

and there are unknown gnomes

a private detective

GrumPI ?

Glf
Gnome liberation front

Perchy. You have too much time on your hands

GrumPI

Sherlock Gnomes

Perchy. You have too much time on your hands

When he says ‘acquired’ he really means ‘sired’. Cremola Foam and Rubella Rotkopf have clearly had a run in with the taser too.

Are you Grumpy?

I bet he’s not Happy.

No ransom now as yet. Bar stewards!

I bet he’s not Happy

Snow White came home really angry one day and shouted, “I am not ******g happy!”

The other dwarves looked shocked, then one said, “So the rumours aren’t true?”

That’s because happy was actually feeling grumpy.

who cares? he was just some low down bum

Hehe, some of the BAE apprentices staying at our outdoor centre in Castleton ‘borrowed’ a gnome.
He was put back the next year by the next set of apprentice’s.
With a photo album full of holiday snaps. The whole factory took turns to take the gnome away….Paris, pyramids, The Ben, comfy in topless beach snap(!), London, posh hotel baths, nightclubs, you name it, he did it.
😎

Stop trolling the poor guy.

Reporting @perchypanther for trolling.

Hes just fishing for the best pun.

Derek did get his gnome stolen by Norris in corrie glad it wasnt just me who thought that

Maybe your gnome was a practicing clairvoyant, and he has finally managed to escape the confines of your garden. I can see the headlines in tomorrows local papers….

“Small Medium at Large”

OP, have you checked to see if your bike’s still there?

He hasn’t joined Gnomes MC has he?

Maybe he just got held up at a goblin party

O Gnomeo, Gnomeo…..where for art thou Gnomeo?….

His finest moment: