You wash and wax the van, and it rains heavy as soon as youve finished,

You go out and the mupet reading the weather tells you its going to be sunny, it rains of course and no waterproofs,miles from anywhere

Youre in a rush and everyone driving a Honda/micra/peugot/quashqui, drives like a dieing snail.

and lots more annoying sods laws.

Yeh.

It’s like rain on your wedding day, or a free ride when you’ve already paid!

You are Alanis Morrisette (or at least Alan Morris) and I claim my £5

Anyone who waxes their van deserves the full force of Sod’s Law.

Gawd bless Sod.

You are Alanis Morrisette

a woman who sang a song called “isn’t it ironic”, with not a single ironic item listed. 😆

Maybe that was the point?

You paint your leather jacket but it comes off in the rain…

Maybe that was the point?

that’s far too subtle for a Canadian, granted they have a marginally better understanding of english language and situational irony than the Americans, but only just.