Should I go to the Pub?
I can help. For expenses only, i will sacrifice my time and go to the pub on your behalf, drink beer to save you the effort and spend your money just as if you were there. I might even save you the calories of eating a kebab on the way home.Posted 4 years ago
No need to thank me, all part of the service.binnersSubscriber
It’s Friday. So there are 2 things you are legally obliged to indulge yourself in.
1) post work beers (post-work definition ends at midnight Cinderella)
2) kebab (loads of chilli sauce compulsary)
The next 2 are optional mainly, if you live somewhere civilised. Compulsary if you live in some god-forsaken provincial town
3) a clumsy drunken bunk up over a wheely bin in the back alley, behind the pub, with a generously endowed lady called Sharone, who smells slightly of desperation, as gratitude for the countless Bacardi breeders you’ve bought her
4) a fight outside the kebab house. Started by Sharone lobbing chips at someone’s head while you were waiting for your donner, everything on. Don’t worry. Before they’ve managed to kick you to death the whole thing will have been stopped with the blood-curdling cry of ‘leave it Darren!!!!!! Ees not worth it!!!!’
Enjoy…..Posted 4 years agoCountZeroMember
The next 2 are
optionalinevitable mainly, if you live somewhere civilised. CompulsoryUnlikely if you live in some god-forsakennice, quiet provincial town
There you go binners, FTFY. Easy mistake to make if you never set foot outside of major metropolitan centres, though…Posted 4 years ago
surroundedbyhills – Member
Have same dilemma, got cold beer in, but know I could go out and get a pint…actually on beer #2 already…
Can’t decide. Haven’t been in bed/asleep before midnight any day this week so may not be great company.
This is me too. In fact, I stopped working 45 mins ago to read the kids to bed and have come down stairs to find the mrs has opened wine and ordered Chinese. That’s that settled then.
I have been emailed two bits of good news for next week. The posh hotel I’m in next week has a new breakfast item, steak and eggs. And our MD is having a leaving do with an open bar – in the hotel I’m staying in. 😀Posted 4 years ago
@ Nobby, you know full well how I feel about standing about in the cold, now add to that a few pissed young and arrogant City **** spilling my beer….
*returns from early session*
Well it was terrible standing around the open fire with a pint (or so) of Hobgoblin in hand – the only possible down (depending on your viewpoint) was having to endure “Beyonce’s Hottest Videos” on the TV.Posted 4 years ago
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