Who’s arguing? 😯 I’m not assuming anything.

Funnily enough I met my mate at uni.
Anyhow grow up Kryton 😉

*throws toys out of pram*. WAAAAAAAAHHH. WAAAAAAHHH!

You see, you should have just gone to the **** party got lashed up, improved your mood, maybe have got a bit flirty with the office totty and you black mood would soon have departed!

Now you’ve made it worse and are feeling even more sensitive!

I think you should have a couple of cans and argue with strangers on the internet. 🙂

We’re also a “dry” organisation

WTF? Are you based in the Sahara?

@rockape

Nah. I’ve been working on some lifestyle changes since then.

Learn how to handle your beer?

Easiest using a glass with a handle, less likely to let it slip out of your hand.
Not that that has ever happened.
And I don’t go to our works do any more. The firm doesn’t organise it these days, we have to pay, around £40, it’s bloody noisy, with loads of parties from other places at the venue, and stupid games. I like most of my work colleagues, but I don’t socialise, as most come from miles away. If it’s too noisy, I can’t hear to have a conversation, so I’d just sit there, watching everyone get shitfaced. Not my idea of a fun time.
Others don’t go, either, as you have to drive, or use the coach, which means having to wait until 1am. Bugger that.

Party got a bit out of hand last night…

Lol @ wwaswas.

I have no useful contribution to make?

Do all these married people really cop off at works xmas do’s?

Crickey yet the picture is ok eh? ^^

Er anyway. My useful contribution and response to core is, IME it seems to be a growing excuse to, yes.