That’s alright. The south is flooding so fast that it won’t be long before everyone’s upstairs is their downstairs.

Saw the title and thought this was a reference to the first batch of new frames arriving today !!!!

No, he doesn’t work for On-One anymore.

I thought it was an invitation to fertilise the roses.

Being a Northerner, I naturally assumed that his front garden was the entire South East of England.

In which case, he was only telling us what we already know.

I have been peering in manhole covers

I misread that at first.
Was about to say you need something with a bit more pressure.

I was going to suggest he tied a bit of string to his whippet and dragged it through to clear the blockage. 😉

New name for his frame?

It would have a good story behind it now.

Obvously not the title of the thread…

Brown road-the hardtail of the future…