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    downshep
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    How do they know it wasn’t just carried by a glacier and then found in the locality?

    …terminally morainic comment.

    gordimhor
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    downshepFull Member
    How do they know it wasn’t just carried by a glacier and then found in the locality?

    …terminally morainic comment.

    I am a rock but you are very slowly grinding me down

    maccruiskeen
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    I love me my early human history, but a film of some blokes deciding to dig a ditch, and successfully digging a ditch, meanwhile some other fellas deciding move from Wales walk to Wiltshire, successfully moving from Wales to Wiltshire finding the ditch and putting their dead ancestors there, and worshiping them while cutting down a bunch of trees to plant stuff… while in the meantime another group of blokes decide to use the stones a different way and re-arrange them and successfully do that while admiring some other stones nearby and incorporating those into the ring…

    It’s not going to make for the most exciting film that ever there was

    But… replace the word ‘film’ with ‘documentary’, get Greg Wallace to front it, in a white warehouse coat and a hairnet and you’ve got yourself hit. Or at least 45 minutes of tolerable viewing that you can repeat, probably for centuries, on whatever UKTV is call this time.

    I’m going to go grab my electrodes so Greg can do his reaction expressions any time anyone mentions a large number

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    nickc
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    How on earth did they get folks to do that sort of shit back in the day.

    “Here, have this electricity on your face”

    “You’re not going to make me look stupid for all eternity are you?”

    suppressing a snigger “No mate, ‘course not. We’re scientists, what d’you think we’re doing this for?”

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    matt_outandabout
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    downshepFull Member
    How do they know it wasn’t just carried by a glacier and then found in the locality?

    …terminally morainic comment.

    Cold. Ice cold comment.

    I am a rock but you are very slowly grinding me down

    It is an avalanche of bad puns, everyone has their snout thinking this is terminal.

    I will get the kettle.

    wink emoji

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    johnnystorm
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    It’s extremely erratic behaviour by some.

    IdleJon
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    But… replace the word ‘film’ with ‘documentary’, get Greg Wallace to front it, in a white warehouse coat and a hairnet and you’ve got yourself hit. Or at least 45 minutes of tolerable viewing that you can repeat

    It’s been done so many times that it’s almost a cliche to be avoided. Just one example:

    https://www.channel5.com/show/stonehenge-the-discovery-with-dan-snow

    10
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    It’s been done so many times that it’s almost a cliche to be avoided.

    But have they made one starring Dwayne Johnson?

    maccruiskeen
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    But have they made one starring Dwayne Johnson?

    Ant and Dec?

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    10
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    Ant and Dec?

    Car crash TV.

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