Not a lot of people know this,but the garden of Eden was actually in Scotland.
McAdam wandered around in wonder, admiring MacEve’s flowing ginger hair.As evening fell God,as was his habit, took a stroll to see how his finest creations were doing. McAdam fell at his feet and praised God. “Thank you Father for the stunning scenery, the rivers full of Salmon and trout.Also,thank you for the fruit and berries growing in abundance. And Lord, look at the beautiful heather in the sunlight…..” God cut him short with a wry smile and helped him to his feet; “It’s not all that good,lets talk about your neighbours…”
With apologies to Woppit for the Godism and Toys for the racism.