Honestly, it shouldn’t be too hard to find the culprit should it…?

Just for once you want to hire a shit detective .

Just for once you want to hire a shit detective .

Hercubicle Poirot?

Magnum, w.c.

Jim Rockford with the RockPoo Piles?

Petrosmelli

Hill Street Poos.

Pan der Valk

Columbowl?

Piss Marple

Inspector Noremorse, and his sidekick Poowis.

Scooby Doo-Doo

Clagney and Lacey

No-Shit Sherlock?

Captain Dobey

Rimspector Gadshit

The Sweetcorney
EDIT: I don’t think they like that one.

Smelly Savalas as Kojak

…must stop…hurts too much…

pahahahahah

Inspector Poo-saw surely?

It’s a Father Brown Mystery

Chodfael

Ironshite

I feel I have to resurrect this.

We’ve had a phantom fouler in the bogs at my work for a while: poo on the seat, blood on the cubicle doors (!), but I think today was a new low.

I pulled a length of toilet paper from the dispenser to find it ALREADY HAD SHITE ON IT. From the starfish shaped crinkling around the smudge, it looks like someone has poked the paper between their disgusting cheeks, then rolled it back into the dispenser.

Planning to let ‘office services’ know in the morning, but I’m struggling to believe it myself. 10/10 for originality, I suppose.

A lot of loo paper is made from recycled materials..