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  • Quickest way to get hammered without being ill the next day?
  • tyger
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    Any suggestions?

    Thought about Jagerbombs and Flaming Sambucas – anything else recommended?

    🙂

    cynic-al
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    How does speed of getting drunk affect your hangover?

    Jamie
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    How does speed of getting drunk affect your hangover?

    Duh! It’s obvious. The quicker you get drunk the quicker your hangover is.

    Now that is science. FACT.

    8)

    iDave
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    vodka eye bath?

    HeatherBash
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    >Jagerbombs and Flaming Sambucas<

    That sh1t is guaranteed to make you feel ill the next day 😉

    MrNutt
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    expensive vodka & a lot of cranberry juice.

    tried and tested, I used to be able to drink a bottle of it and still get up in the morning. That said it is an easy way to die and not a recommended lifestyle.

    how about hot sake?

    anjs
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    Why not just snort sprirts?

    j_me
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    A Sherry enema?

    McHamish
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    Just carry on drinking…problem solved.

    ahwiles
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    half a pint of shandy works for me…

    toys19
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    MrNutt like his namesake is both wise and clever. I wonder if he has similar physical attributes..

    deadlydarcy
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    Direct injection.

    DaRC_L
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    Don’t eat for a few hours before drinking – drink, get drunk, then stop drinking and eat, drink water.

    Slamming Tequila and Champagne should do the trick.

    sobriety
    Free Member

    Gin and orange – in pints.

    Or our uni favourite,

    Strawpedo a bottle of white wine.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Vodka – less impurities ennit. MrNutt is showing a great deal of wisdom here! Add some redbull… speeds up the rate that you metabolise the alcohol.

    I find necking red wine straight from the bottle to be a pretty quick way of getting tipsy.

    TandemJeremy
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    Sauna and put vodka on the stones. Or inhale the alcohol anyway. Mucvh quicker into your bloodstream

    jamesgarbett
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    Expensive vodka? Why?

    tyger
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    TJ I reckon your eyes would cop it LOL!

    MrNutt
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    Expensive vodka? Why?

    a couple of reasons:

    the better the vodka the lesser the hangover, don’t use anything less than the black label smirnoff. (Finlandia is good) I guess this is down to the purity/lack of additives?

    and it makes you less likely to spill it (or more likely to end up licking the kitchen floor)

    TheSouthernYeti
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    less impurities ennit

    fourbanger
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    For vodka on ice, may I recommend Snow Queen and 42 Below as nice, smooth, easy drinking vodkas.

    theyEye
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    Spritz. Used to get completely hammered on the stuff with the missus every Friday night, and both of us felt perfectly fine on Saturday mornings. It’s magic. And I usually have monster hangovers.

    1/3 aperol
    1/3 prosecco
    1/3 fizzy water forced out of a pinhole in the cap
    A slice of orange or two
    Ice

    For me, any error in measurement should be in favour of the prosecco…

    D0NK
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    Sauna and put vodka on the stones.

    now that sounds quite cool, must give it a go sometime.

    iDave
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    I have some cheap Mongolian vodka, which doesn’t get you drunk as such, it just sweeps your body with a toxic poison flush which lasts 5 minutes or so. Quite an enchanting experience.

    D0NK
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    (or more likely to end up licking the kitchen floor)

    I remember seeing someone suck vodka out of a carpet – it was a minging carpet too.

    chiefgrooveguru
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    No food before, pint of water between each drink. And being under 30.

    neilforrow
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    brown, pcp, crack, loads of options. 😀

    BikePawl
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    Not sure on the no hangover the next day. But this is a strange way to get drunk, 1 bottle of yellow chartreuse, 1 shot glass. Fill shot glass drink shot but hold it in your mouth, the longer the better, after a few minutes your cheeks will start to feel slightly numb, after 10 minutes you’ll no longer feel them and may start to dribble, repeat till you can no longer stand.
    It’s commomn name is a “Face F****r”

    scaredypants
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    butane, baby !

    MRanger156
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    +1 for strawpeedoing a bottle of white wine. Need a couple of primers first though.

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