Thinking it would help ease a minor irritation “down there,” I sprayed some on my fin de la cloche. Jeepers – I thought it was going to be fin de ma vie.

Suffice to say I nearly pulled it off and threw it down the lav’.

I think this would be a better alternative:

What?! Why!!

That stuff is basically spray-on-superglue right? And it stings like hell on a graze/cut anywhere else.

What would make you spray it on there?!

I guess I overlooked the Plaster part of the product name and assumed it was just a Savlon antiseptic spray.

I now know.

When will you next have a tinkle? Your Jap’s eye might be sealed!

Rules of manhood:
#1 spray nothing on your fin de la cloche except lube
#2 If you’re getting carpet burns on your fin de la cloche, ur doin it rong.
#3 that is all.

#4 Get a longer dressing gown
#5 Get the cat de-clawed

BTW. This thread is just fine without pictures.

You are a very strange individual and STW would be worse off with out you.

Cheers for your support PF.

I think I’ll apply this in future:

Done exactly the same on a rash / chafe in the crease between leg and groin – ooooh it didnt half smart
Missus had a chuckle though

Its seriously stingy stuff isn’t it? I can never decide if I’d rather keep bleeding instead of using it.

I can never decide if I’d rather keep bleeding instead of using it

always keep bleeding! I can’t understand how that product ever made it to market!

It must contain ethanol.