PSA: Cocaine Bear

I can’t wait…

Brilliant

This looks epic and terrible at the same time.

when i saw this i thought it was a spoof. then i discovered it was actually a film and based on a true story. this could actually get me in a cinema

I listened to a podcast about this true story years ago and I couldn’t believe no one had made a film yet.

Sold.

What’s it about? 🤣

Tbh, it does look really good in a ‘its great because it’s so bad’ kinda way. Bit like Sharknado. But with better CGI.

Yes.

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— Cocaine Bear (@cocainebear) January 19, 2023

“Smells: Everything
“75mph top speed”

The real bear was nicknamed Pablo Eskobear. Brilliant!

I have a horrible feeling we’ve seen all the good bits in the trailer, but I’ll risk it.

Have they just shown all the best bits in the trailer?

44 minutes late…

Don’t read the story it’s based on. Boils down to bear dies in agony and confusion. Film looks ace though

Ahem…

Now this looks like a good watch – Cocaine Bear!

Sorry dude.
You were a man too far ahead of your time.
Come and join me at Aldershot Cineworld next Friday and I’ll buy you a portion of nachos.

I’m going.

Waiting for Bear on a Plane…. with associated Merch such as the cook book and T-shirts…
Bear Grills
Bear Arms

Sorry dude.
You were a man too far ahead of your time.
Come and join me at Aldershot Cineworld next Friday and I’ll buy you a portion of nachos.

@eddiebaby Sorry if I came across a bit grizzly. Bear with me. I’ll have to pass on the kind invitation as it’s a 500 mile round trip from here.

Waiting for Bear on a Plane

I don’t think I can watch this. I normally like a good ole monster hunt, but as mentioned above the poor bear died horribly and in agony which is just too real and awful.

Love Jim’ll Paint It’s version 😀

In case image doesn’t work
https://www.facebook.com/commerce/products/cocaine-bear-t-shirt/6156828194340647

worth watching for the ambulance scene if nothing else.