OP
You need to use a ‘real life’ story 😉🙃
Just last week I was flying my hot air balloon and got a bit lost .
I reduced height and saw a bikepacker down below. I lowered the balloon further and shouted to get some directions.
Me : “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The bikepacker replied “Yes,you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must work in Information Technology,” says I.
“I do” replies the bikepacker. “How did you know?”
Me: “Well,everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”
The bikepacker replied, “You must work in management.”
Me: “I do,but how’d you know?”*
“Well”, said the bikepacker, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
Me: ” I hope you get covered in slurry”
😊