Crown race competitions, do midwifes take bets?

Thankfully this thread seems to have ended. 😈

That's a relief, I thought it was going to run forever. Still at least no one mentioned octopusses yet. (do they contain bearings?)

I arrived a bit late to the party, but I dont understand the constant STW references to octopuses… I mean.. if you're into cephalopods, Sepiolids are much better… 🙂

Can I just weigh in to say I'm disappointed not to find a classic Singletrackworld lynching in progress, as expected?

I mean, how do we know Mackem is not Glupton in disguise, or perhaps he has been shafting people in the classifieds? At the very least he might be boasting about his prowess at removing bearings?

Last time i read nine pages in I was at least rewarded with a serious browbeating in progress and a picture of a car rolling down a hill ejecting flaming penguins out of the window 🙄

picture of a car rolling down a hill ejecting flaming penguins out of the window

Missed that, do share.

pardon?

Is that Mackem or Glupton in disguise?

I dont understand the constant STW references to octopuses

I think druidh's pointing out how cheap crown races are at just £1.50

(one and a half squid??)

Crown racing for midwives would be a scream – at least, my wife screamed (and squashed my poor hand 😥 )

Is this a crown race?

Andrewh, it forms part of the STW initiation ceremony.

In order to be a true member, and a veteran of every pointlessly dragged out STW thread, you must read every page of the following thread, although I'll start you out at the relevant point:

Utter P1sh

IHN, I actually thought you were the villain of the above thread, and was curious as to why your presence was being tolerated 😀

A crown yesterday, in between races.

boxelder – Member
Is that Mackem or Glupton in disguise?

> I dont understand the constant STW references to octopuses

I think druidh's pointing out how cheap crown races are at just £1.50

(one and a half squid??)

😀
That's not a squid. But it's not exactly an octopus either. Count the tentacles…..

A person in Place installed a race before he/she went to bed. When he/she awoke, the crown had been sprayed green by the concierge of the Mayfair Hotel.

Next time he/she is in Place, they will be staying at Browns instead, coz it's well bangin.

cough

cough

You allright there Mr Swede?

Swede

fo' cough

is this still going?

Been away from STW a few days and this is languishing 3 pages back! Mr Swede, what were you thinking?!!

who won the clown race btw

Going, it appears, this is still.

Na…

Druidh said testicles. Fnnar.

Druidh said testicles. Fnnar.

What saddle for 9 testicles?

A challenge for saddle designers (or should the term 'perch' be used hereabouts?)

Have you seen what's going on on some of the other threads?

Don't want to see this get demoted to page 3. Not sure it has the embonpoint.

Sneeze

igm – Member
Have you seen what's going on on some of the other threads?

I've stopped reading other threads.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/wtd-crown-race

Druidh…filth,tell me thats it's mouthpoking out in the middle 😥

andrewh – Member

igm – Member
Have you seen what's going on on some of the other threads?

I've stopped reading other threads.

andrewh – Member
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/wtd-crown-race

liar! liar! pants on fire.

Embonpoint – excellent word usage there. You can tell this is a high quality thread.

So who won the clown race? I missed it.

bump

whoa , had to go looking for this on page 2 we can't have that.

aaaachooo

Swede, did your mum never tell you to catch your cold?

liar! liar! pants on fire.

Am I really that obvious?

The surprising thing about this thread is not that it has reached almost 360 posts, it's that there are 85 contributors!

Only 85?