Poor imitations

What pish have you tried that pails in comparison to the real thing?

Just bought some Maynard’s Midget Gems and had forgotten that the proper ones are hard. My gosh, they are blooming amaze balls!!

Made me realise that all the crappy imitation ones are soft and crap, FACT!

I bought a fake one of these….

it was ok in comparison

any of the cycling gear from Lidl – prepares to be abused
any hex keys from petrol stations

Tesco own brand Cornettos. The third worst thing that you can put in your mouth.

Tesco’s Finest .

Any soft drink which contains the words “iron” or “brew” in the name.

There’s only one Irn Bru.

it was ok in comparison

Very good. (-:

The third worst thing that you can put in your mouth.

Go on, I’ll bite.

Any that try to challenge the mighty McVities .
Be warned,you will fail.

Any tomato sauce/ketchup that isn’t Heinz.
Any brown sauce that isn’t HP.
Any American “cheese”.

Any brown sauce that isn’t HP.

^^^That, every time! I just go without if it aint HP!

Any tomato ketchup full stop. Makes me gag just typing it.

Gkkurrk, gkkuuuurk……….

Mike Yarwood was pretty rubbish……..

IGMC

any cornflakes that aren’t Kellog’s.

OEM tyres

Any American “cheese”.

+1

And American chocolate – which seemed to have even less cocoa content than the mainstream Cadbury’s sort of stuff we get here.

And they seem to put oil in their fizzy drinks, sorry “sodas”.

On a different tack, my pal’s little brother had a “Hugo Doss” sweater he got from the market. We did tease him a bit about that.

He had the last laugh though, he’s a high-flying city banker now and probably wipes his arse on genuine Boss ties.