Electric Can Opener!!!
Now that is fighting talk!
I imagine your bedtime reading is the “Caveman Guide to Lighting Fires” (In order to boil water (In order to poach an egg (crappily)))
Can you get that on Kindle?
Anyway, you imagine wrong:
I LIKE technology – the good stuff like suspension forks & disc brakes, stuff that makes your life easier and more fun.
Not stuff like tubeless & dropper posts – useless shite sold to fools that can’t even poach a bloody egg. 😀