Own up, which one of you was it?

A man whose pedal fell off his bicycle and a woman who wanted a lift were some of the recent calls to 999, Cambridgeshire Police has said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4nnqv2qpl9o.amp

The mind boggles at that list.

Further googling turns up some utter lunacy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-68066377.amp

Eating too much kebab? That’s definitely STW non-bike riding territory.

Eating too much kebab? That’s definitely STW non-bike riding territory.

You mean I can’t eat kebabs on a ride?

Not without a bespoke titanium kebab/keburger adaptor, installed by a qualified professional.

TBF, some of SRAM’s cranks are a crime against design…

A man whose pedal fell off his bicycle

I hit a bus once thanks to a broken pedal spindle. Sat at traffic lights alongside the bus, we both pulled away, spindle snapped, and I toppled into the side of the bus and slid to the ground. Car behind me fortunately stopped. A woman on the bus thought I’d gone under the back wheels – apparently screamed so loud the driver thought I had too. Not sure who was more shaken up. DMR pedal too 😳

All I can contribute is thank the deity of your choice that all references to pedals are spelt correctly!

Not without a bespoke titanium kebab/keburger adaptor, installed by a qualified professional upside down.

FTFY.

thank the deity

I see what you did there… 👀