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  • Orbea custom paint scheme generator vs. man with no taste
  • 13thfloormonk
    Full Member

    I’m cursed with a love for bright, colourful bikes, but also very little taste or restraint, so for Orbea to be offering custom paint jobs is frankly irresponsible.

    By copying some classic paintschemes, and incorporating my family’s frankly tenuous Italian links I think I’ve come up with some relatively tasteful paint schemes.

    Would these look at home on the road and on the CX course? Bear in mind they’ll have some Challenge Limus tan wall tyres on them with extra Italian flag logos!

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    ‘Azzuri Wannabe’

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    ‘Irn Bru Nostalgia’

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    ‘Bubblegum Nightmare’

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    ‘Tricolore Pretention’

    weeksy
    Full Member

    Azzuri for me.

    lunge
    Full Member

    Bubblegum nightmare, but get the lettering in green.

    theboatman
    Free Member

    In fairness, I think they are all pretty tasteful…

    jimdubleyou
    Full Member

    Orange for me please. But without that white bit, and darker blue stickers

    sillyoldman
    Full Member

    Irn bru but with white and blue swapped.

    bigdaddy
    Full Member

    The Azzuri one for me… But I do like all of them!

    hooli
    Full Member

    In fairness, I think they are all pretty horrific…

    13thfloormonk
    Full Member

    Orange for me please. But without that white bit, and darker blue stickers

    null

    Nice, but too restrained for my liking!

    Irn bru but with white and blue swapped.

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    Like it, can’t tell if I prefer it to the original though

    Bubblegum nightmare, but get the lettering in green.

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    A definite improvement! Wonder if the tan wall tyres would be a step too far though…

    In fairness, I think they are all pretty horrific…

    Thank you! That was the sort of response I was expecting, had been getting worried for a minute.

    hazzatrazza
    Free Member

    How does the Azzuri look with orange instead of white stickers?

    senorj
    Full Member

    Have you seen those colour blind tests that electrical folk have to do?… ha.
    I like the orange one best ,but with the baby blue logo. 🙂

    howsyourdad1
    Free Member

    Can you not add some abhorrent bartape for extra rankness?  The bubblegum one is horrific! (by that i mean great)

    13thfloormonk
    Full Member

    How does the Azzuri look with orange instead of white stickers?

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    Hmm… confusing and non-conformist, it scares me!

    Can you not add some abhorrent bartape for extra rankness?

    Think I might have to, the paint jobs alone aren’t generating enough revulsion!

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    Do they come stock with the slammed stem?

    No tartan/plaid option? #poor

    13thfloormonk
    Full Member

    Do they come stock with the slammed stem?

    Even if they did they have a 600mm stack measurement in a size large, that’s pretty damn tall!

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    Just no!

    This:

    (Also acceptable with logo in white instead of jade)

    Superficial
    Free Member

    I don’t think an Italian flag on a Spanish bike is permissible. On the other hand, that’s the only one of your colour choices that isn’t awful 😉

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Hmm… confusing and non-conformist, it scares me!

    Let’s be honest OP,the only thing that scares you is the attention that your squealing brakes attract >big smiley face<

    Daffy
    Full Member

    I’d go full Sky Blue with Metallic Orange decals and maybe replace the bar tape/saddle with white.

    Gulf Colours.

    eddiebaby
    Free Member

    Nope, none of them should see the light of day.

    13thfloormonk
    Full Member

    Let’s be honest OP,the only thing that scares you is the attention that your squealing brakes attract

    Yeah but I’m getting therapy for that, one day I shall embrace the demented screech of a wet rotor…

    Gulf Colours.

    null

    Pretty cool, but Gulf colours (what is that, F1?) are meaningless to me, I need to *connect* with the paint scheme, deep down.

    bob_summers
    Full Member

    Orange and blue is too Rabobank. Orange obviously works with the Basque connection, as does red/green/white:


    senorj
    Full Member

    Have to confess I have lusted after a Terra for quite a while.
    Mine always comes out as black.

    honourablegeorge
    Full Member

    My vote to Tricolore Pretention

    stevious
    Full Member

    Taste is for idiots.

    Go with whichever one makes you smile the most!

    (I like the pink ones)

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    (what is that, F1?)

    Le Mans.

    Is the custom paint option extra? If so I’d save the money, go with a standard colour, then have a custom painter really go to town.

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    Taste is for idiots.

    …I like the pink ones

    Taste is subjective, it’s only ‘for idiots‘* when you don’t like the same colour as do the majority of idiots*

    *Requires objective definition🤪

    13thfloormonk
    Full Member

    Hmm…

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    or…

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    Place your votes! 😆

    Is the custom paint option extra?

    No, but only available above a certain price range.

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    @13thfloormonk

    🤣. Paradoxically the first one makes more sense in context. I’m going with that.

    razorrazoo
    Full Member

    Double Post

    razorrazoo
    Full Member

    Is the custom paint option extra?

    Don’t think so, you can use the MyO configurator on their website for a few of their higher specced bikes. I’ve spent a bit of time musing on the colours for a Rallon.

    chakaping
    Free Member

    Try yellow lettering on the pink.

    amedias
    Free Member

    I think I’ve come up with some relatively tasteful paint schemes

    I’m not yet seeing any evidence to back up this claim 😉

    If you like it then that’s what matters, there’s literally no point asking for opinions on colour schemes from other people unless you’re buying a bike to please them instead of you, and even then you’ll only please some of them, so be selfish and get what you like!

    Superficial
    Free Member

    The other thing to consider is what kit you wear. My road bike is blue and it’s a PITA because it clashes with most of my road kit which is black (fine), red (not really) or green (definitely not fine).

    honourablegeorge
    Full Member

    Superficial

    The other thing to consider is what kit you wear. My road bike is blue and it’s a PITA because it clashes with most of my road kit which is black (fine), red (not really) or green (definitely not fine).

    Username checks out

    neilthewheel
    Full Member

    Pink and yellow you say?
    https://flic.kr/p/gqGcZS

    fingerbang
    Free Member

    That was santa Cruz on the phone, what’s your notice period? 🤭

    charliemort
    Full Member

    @ finger bang ‘That was santa Cruz on the phone, what’s your notice period? 🤭’

    RAOTFPMSL!

    endomick
    Free Member

    White toptube bit definitely doesn’t work nor does the random seat tube colour. Toptube bit matching front of fork is a no-brainer.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    Looks sick with tan walls

    https://www.instagram.com/p/B4UnY4ZFdPn/

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