- OK… now for some funny news
“Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store,” said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary
Best official statement ever.
Apart from the casual abuse of tenses, obviously.
Sounds like there was a small grouper offenders there, what with her wee pal recording it on his phone.Posted 4 years agojivehoneyjiveMember
Seems they were angling to hook some comedy footage, but as I sea it, they made a gaff… sharking can be funny, but they should’ve put this on ice; poaching someones dignity like that is below parr childish behavior and just a pisc-take… still, I suppose it could’ve been worse; with a roe of spectators egging-on the abuse.
I’m going to push the boat out and say I think a Manta man duel is in order, the scales redressed with the victim armed with a prize catch and the antagonist like a fish out of water with minnow-mal weaponry.
Perhaps then justice would come out on tope as the victim was basking in the glory, mako-ing the porbeagirl have a great white whale of a time, while the perchpetrator just looked like a moby dick on youtube.Posted 4 years ago
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