I am thinking about buying some bike parts off a guy on here called sixsixsix, problem is they haven’t arrived yet.

Should I sue them?

Or would that just be a beast of a job?

I see what you did there.

Woe to you…

Did you pay by bank transfer?

No give them hell. Some people act like devils when it comes to posting.

Why dont you email him and ask for a tracking number 😉

What did you buy? It wasnt a “black std and black sotte voche” was it?

You should be ok because technically its theft/fraud as these are made up item names, they dont actually exist.

if/when the parcel arrives… fergawdsake don’t open it!!

for the Devil sends his beast with wrath…

They’ll arrive via DH Hell.

Why dont you email him and ask for a tracking number

Good advice. Ideally all you want is an email back saying your tracking number is 123456789. This is a genuine tracking number, just to put you at ease for christmas

for the Devil sends his beast with wrath…

Because he knows that time is short

Give de-mon a break and if it hasn’t arrived by new year give him hell

Because he knows that time is short

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast

I left alone.

He’ll have access to more lawyers

On come on, it’s Christmas – have some Sympathy for the Devil

So how long should I leave it before I get the pitchfork trident out?

I’m sure you will get them n the end, just keep telling yourself:

“Beelzebub has some bike parts put aside for me, for me, for meeeeee…..”

So how long should I leave it before I get the pitchfork trident out?

You are Poseidon and I claim my £5.

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast

For it is a human number..

…it’s number is six hundred and sixty six.

I believe it was Vincent Price did the voice for that. Properly chilling.

EDIT: Apparently it was an actor doing a ‘Vincent Price’ voice, as the real VP was to spensive.

Well there you go; you learn something new every day!

erm… the number of the beast is 616, 666 was from a mistranslation, so you’ll be fine

Sue him…the seller is probably at home laughing at your misfortune…

bravohotel9er – Member
They’ll arrive via DH Hell.

genuine (evil) chuckle

Postal service is diabolical at the moment, it’s putting us all through purgatory.

Hey! dee’s bike parts will arrive soon. Chill mon.

tazzymtb – Member
erm… the number of the beast is 616, 666 was from a mistranslation, so you’ll be fine

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Six hundred, three score and six. And a score is 20 I believe.

Elf – I didn’t know that either and I was a properly obsessive maiden fan back then.