Finish work in 20 minutes. Then I have a 45 minute ride out of Birmingham.

I have just been hit with the runs. Bugger.

So are you running or riding home?

Er….thanks for sharing?

Trotting home i reckon

You could pretend you’re an ant leaving a chemical trail that you could retrace your steps with?

You could emulate Greg LeMond. He rode a TDF stage with the squits running down his leg.

May not have a choice. Dirty protest at some bad driving maybe.

*puts down nutella sandwich*

are you reporting “live” from the porcelain?
if not it’s only mild runs, the rain will wash it off

You won’t be getting any bugger if you’re like that.

At least you are unlikely to be getting any wheel suckers on the way home! 🙂

Oh its live.

My bike is brown so that’s good.

That’ll teach you for eating out the bin.

Too much information….

It’ll soon pass

Brown Charge saddle for Sir?

Did the OP get home? Or is he passed out, dehydrated, by the road in a puddle of his own feculence?

Brown discharge saddle for Sir?

I made it home,Just. Definitely A sprint finish.

Diarrhoea is always akin to a sprint, in my experience

Ignore it and man up like Lemond in the 86 TdF.

Great, 3 year old just put whole roll of loo paper in the toilet. It was the last one. Dunno how but its still going. It might have been the whole packet of cherry toms i ate.

Or you’ve pi$$ed off someone at work and they have seen the picolax thread…

When I saw “No……not now!” by JonBoy it made me think of this :

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzMbz0KLTE&feature=kp[/video]

Ernie, i like it.