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  • No……not now!
  • JonBoy
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    Finish work in 20 minutes. Then I have a 45 minute ride out of Birmingham.

    I have just been hit with the runs. Bugger.

    twinw4ll
    Free Member

    So are you running or riding home?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Er….thanks for sharing?

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    Trotting home i reckon

    AdamW
    Free Member

    You could pretend you’re an ant leaving a chemical trail that you could retrace your steps with?

    ohnohesback
    Free Member

    You could emulate Greg LeMond. He rode a TDF stage with the squits running down his leg.

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    May not have a choice. Dirty protest at some bad driving maybe.

    DaveVanderspek
    Free Member

    *puts down nutella sandwich*

    ElShalimo
    Full Member

    are you reporting “live” from the porcelain?
    if not it’s only mild runs, the rain will wash it off

    GregMay
    Free Member

    You won’t be getting any bugger if you’re like that.

    Bikingcatastrophe
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    At least you are unlikely to be getting any wheel suckers on the way home! 🙂

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    Oh its live.

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    My bike is brown so that’s good.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    That’ll teach you for eating out the bin.

    gogg
    Free Member

    Too much information….

    thegreatape
    Free Member

    It’ll soon pass

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Brown Charge saddle for Sir?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Did the OP get home? Or is he passed out, dehydrated, by the road in a puddle of his own feculence?

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Brown discharge saddle for Sir?

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    I made it home,Just. Definitely A sprint finish.

    thegreatape
    Free Member

    Diarrhoea is always akin to a sprint, in my experience

    thebrowndog
    Free Member

    Ignore it and man up like Lemond in the 86 TdF.

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    Great, 3 year old just put whole roll of loo paper in the toilet. It was the last one. Dunno how but its still going. It might have been the whole packet of cherry toms i ate.

    andyl
    Free Member

    Or you’ve pi$$ed off someone at work and they have seen the picolax thread…

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    When I saw “No……not now!” by JonBoy it made me think of this :

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzMbz0KLTE&feature=kp[/video]

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    Ernie, i like it.

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