No time to pee (Bond spoilers)

Bond’s booked for the morning of the 30th.
163 mins run time, going to have to lay off the fluids to get through that 😂

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.
Megalomaniac bent on some sort of domination, Bond saves the day.

Bond 25:The saga continues.
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Prepares for the hate…. 😆

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.
Megalomaniac bent on some sort of domination, Bond saves the day

And?

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.

That’s been the case for 40 years. Some people like that. Some people don’t. See also pretty much every other film franchise or long running TV show, bands, authors etc

I’d forgot that was this week. Might have to check local cinemas.

Booked.

Will probably be disappointed. Don’t care.

Anyone know the UK rating yet, I’d like to go with Junior, 12.8 yo…

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.
Megalomaniac bent on some sort of domination, Bond saves the day.

Thanks for your contribution.

Looking forward to it. Hope that they don’t bugger it up.

I read somewhere that they’ve re-shot scenes with phones as they were product placed and technology had moved on during the delay.

Bond’s booked for the morning

Watching a movie in the morning?
Whatever next?

Damn no early release up here.

Watching a movie in the morning?
Whatever next?

Milkshake on cornflakes for breakfast.

It’s a slippery slope from that point onwards

OP, take a wide mouth drinks bottle with you, just in case.

Pretty much the same format each time.
Megalomaniac bent on some sort of domination, Bond saves the day.

Mostly, except from ‘Casino Royal’ perhaps? Which is basically following bond as a mark in a complicated financial Swindle…

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.

Isn’t cycling just titting around on two wheeled toys. Getting a bit dated now surely.

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.
Megalomaniac bent on some sort of domination, Bond saves the day.

s/Bond/Marvel

s/Marvel/Batman

s/Batman/Bourne

s/Bourne/Mission Impossible

etc.

Cheers for the heads up. Tickets booked for release day

Watching a movie in the morning?
Whatever next?

Went for the 10am showing , give me time for a wetherspoons breakfast 😉

Went for the 10am showing , give me time for a wetherspoons breakfast

Bond is pro-Brexit?

Im waiting for the one where he fights tory party corruption selling off the country’s assets to billionaire party donors.

We should get Ken Loach to direct the next one….🙂

We should get Ken Loach to direct the next one….🙂

His Star Wars was superb:

I’m amazed it hasn’t been delayed again. Top Gun has been pushed back to next year.

Aren’t the Bond movies just getting a bit dated now. Pretty much the same format each time.
Megalomaniac bent on some sort of domination, Bond saves the day.

Yeah, I’ll still watch it though.

Me too 😆

Laughs in small local independent cinema land, where we still get an interval and someone selling ice creams…

Laughs from a comfy sofa at The Rex with table service drinks and bowls of liquorice all sorts.

So, am I right in thinking that it’s not actually clear whether Lashana Lynch’s character is actually 007?

I mean in the trailers, M’s line is “Where’s 007?” and the next shot is her, so we’re invited to make the connection but we don’t know what the answer to his question is in the film…And during the conversation between Bond and her character, he asks if she’s now a “00”  and she says “2 years now” but doesn’t say any more than that…

I’m reading too much into it aren’t I? 😂

Laughs in small local independent cinema land, where we still get an interval and someone selling ice creams…

Yep!

Laughs in living room where we get to watch a grainy cam corder ripped verson downloaded as a torrent on the opening night….

I think the thread title is a joke. The film isn’t really called “no time to pee” is it?

Well, this is looking good:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58718299

Me and Jnr have the Odean luxury chairs booked for Friday, I cannot wait for what is anticipated to be my best movie experience for a long time.

Yep, seems to be five stars in the vast majority of publications, very excited now for tomorrow night*

Even watched Spectre again last night to get in the mood, wasn’t half as bad as I remember.

*only hitch is I have 5 miles of petrol left in the car and cinema is a 36 mile round trip.

So, am I right in thinking that it’s not actually clear whether Lashana Lynch’s character is actually 007?

*Slight spoiler*

The Guardian review, much as everyone suspected, confirms that Bond has retired and she has been assigned 007.

Having tickets for Friday I’m trying to miss all the preview clips on telly at the moment.

s/Bond/Marvel

s/Marvel/Batman

s/Batman/Bourne

s/Bourne/Mission Impossible

etc.

Have you seen the one were they kill the baddy at the end but then it turns out they weren’t dead and they have to kill them for a second time. Oh no wait that is every one.

Jane Bond?

Laughs in small local independent cinema land, where we still get an interval and someone selling ice creams…

Wel jel.

I was only talking about this with The Girl at the weekend. Trying to explain to a 20-something about how cinemas used to stop films halfway through to change the reel, and a woman would come round with a torch and a tray of ice creams. She looked at me like I’d just landed from Jupiter.

I didn’t mention how half the theatre probably had a fag on the go too. I’d likely have seen TILT flash across her retinas.

I didn’t mention how half the theatre probably had a fag on the go too

Yeah, but there was a non smoking section for the health Nazis, magically sealed off by the power of being a bit to the side of the smoking bit.

Trying to explain to a 20-something about how cinemas used to stop films halfway through

Been there, done that. had the pitying look

confirms that Bond has retired and she has been assigned 007.

Yeah read it, I knew he’d retired, but I was just stirring the pot a bit 😁

Trying to explain to a 20-something about how cinemas used to stop films halfway through to change the reel, and a woman would come round with a torch and a tray of ice creams.

And an albatross if I remember correctly.

confirms that Bond has retired and she has been assigned 007.

I think I’ve read somewhere that Bond had retired, she was assigned 007, then he comes back… e.g. from IMBD “His peace is short-lived when Felix Leiter, an old friend from the CIA, turns up asking for help…”

I guess we’ll know after someone here watches it, I might now avoid this thread until Saturday…

And an albatross if I remember correctly.

What flavour is it?