Nature: it’s a total shithouse!

Grafting all day, mixing and pouring concrete, eaten alve by cleggs, dog shit sprayed when strimming, under a relentless blazing sun. Finish work, get a beer, sun goes in, wind drops, midgeageddon. Turn the bloody lot into a car park!

Bah!

Hear that laughing in the distance?-that’s nature that is-

reluctantwrinkly
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Hear that laughing in the distance?-that’s nature that is-

See that table and chairs that badly need some wood stain? That’s your dream out door setup that is. That’s where you eat your Christmas dinner that is.

Stain? Ha ha ha ha ha ha, we oil in this house, dear boy. Or did. Quite some time ago.

See that view…….

………

Next.

See that view…….

Well you might be able to see it if it weren’t for that near dead tree in the way. Still, think of all the bugs and beasties it’s home too.

Embrace it (not the dog mess obviously as that’s not nature).

We need all these ickle bugs and beasties they feed the birds and moths, they in turn feed the bats.

If I embraced it it would bite me.

Try Murk Life Balance for a superior post- gardening refreshment

Lovely part of the world though. Stop moaning. Most people would give their right arm to live where you do 🙂

We sow the seed, nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed!

A Newman & Baddiel and a Young Ones quote all in the same thread, Nice! Or should that be Brilliant!!

A bottle of Kronenberg Blanc, some Graeme Coxon and a flame thrower will help you cope with all that annoying nature.

I’m sporting a lovely looking duelling mark on my face where I dared to ride my bike down a slightly overgrown path yesterday. Bloody brambles (and bloody face & legs).

Nuke it from space, it’s only way to be certain.