Names Cove should consider using

OK we have a stiffee and a handjob etc…
One name each, I’ll start with a

Cove Knee Trembler

The hand shandy

Fudge Packer

bawbag, possibly a singlespeed 29er.. ;o)

w*nker or is that too subtle, chaffinch.

Muffdiver?

Sploongin’divot?

Boner

Bean Flicker ?

Gooch?

Cove “The Clap”

A bike (ish) related suggestion.

Trail whore

The starfish (only comes in one frame colour, chocolate brown)

chainsuckernightmare

How about:

Cove Gangbanger
Cove Throatjob
Cove Penetrator

A few to be going on with anyway :-p

Rusty trombone

Cove Flange

Cove Feltcher.

Smee, you should be banned!

Cove Pegging

Why? I thought it was a good name for a bike.

You didn’t look it up did you? 😯

Don’t ask me how I know these things but I knew what Felching is.

Anyway, I’d like a Cove Soapy T1T W4NK

Cove Prolapse

EvilZone!

Cove Tosspot

They should address the STW demographic more:

Mr Floppy

Kippertits

Suprised no body has mentioned the forthcoming Cove “go down” a women specific frame

Cove Nigella…..

Angry Pirate

The vinegar stroke

cove ATM

Todger

Zuffle.

Cove Clunge

Cove Feltcher

I suggest the Cove STW

Thats not Singletrackworld obviously

🙂

The Rusty bullet hole

Is there a fully rigid model?