My last ever post on STW :o(

Can someone tell me how to turn text upside down in MS word please?

Seriously, I need one line the right way round and the other upside down to make a sign that folds over

Help

Congratulations for tomorrow.

Can someone tell me how to turn text upside down in MS word please?

Create 2 text boxes, enter text inside them, then you can rotate the boxes themselves so one is rotated to the left, and one to the right which makes them 180degrees apart.

Make sure the left hand box has the text rotated to the right and vice versa, this will mean when you fold the paper it will be the right way round!

Congrats Pete!

Watch out for parked Citroens on your way to the Church 😉

or use work art.

I’ve still not got my invite, can I just turn up?

If not, you won’t get your present:

Oh, and, obviously, congratulations to you and the futire Mrs Pikey. Sorry, Poddy.

All the best from mr. and mrs. bunnyhop.

mr. agreeable that picture is fantastic, why isn’t the bride hitching up her petticoats though and joining in? I would.

nice one.

when you conceive, promise me you’ll call the kid “spoddy”

Nope, neiterh word art nor text boxes will work. I’ll have to feed the paper through twice, manually

Well done Poddy
Hope you have a great day.

Congrats PP.
Enjoy.
Like someone else said, take the time to go for a wee walk away form it all with Mrs PP.

As for printing: considered setting printer to print double sided but head to toe rather than head to head? If your printer has such a feature.

Do it in word art grab the top right corner and drag it lower than the bottom right corner will invert it.

Congratulations and all the best.

No more Friday Kylie for you (for a week or two)

Do it in word art grab the top right corner and drag it lower than the bottom right corner will invert it.

Word art buggered up the special font I’ve got.
I just put the paper through twice in the end. Can’t be arsed/no time to mess about!

TTFN
See y’all in a week or so…….

😀

And thus PeterPoddy rode off into the sunset with the bride on the handlebars and lived happily ever after 😛

(he’ll be posting baby pics next…)

& in 5 – 6 years time we will get the vasectomy questions!

what a great day mr and mrs poddy looked pleased as punch, and the bikers took over the bar and dancefloor all evening cheers!!!

Gutted I coon’t be there. Doctor told me to rest up and not travel, following my smash on Wednesday. 🙁 I was so pissed off on Saturday.

Did they have cake? I bet they had cake.

Any pics?

There were speeches, there was drinking. All was well!!

Nice to put a couple of faces to STW ID’s!!

I still have some of the cake. 🙂

Doctor told me to rest up and not travel

erm maybe he wanted to say not to take the plane… I was alone on a table of strangers 🙁
robdob you as all the trolls need to iprove your dancing… Honest 😉

Great Wedding. Great Evening.

The cardigan that was left behind was MrsWCAs. We can arrange to pick it up when Pete and Kirsty get back.

Cheers

Juan, I didn’t turn the style on as I didn’t want others to feel bad about their lack of skills. 😉

Great Mick Jagger impression from someone though. 😀

Food was ace.

I had 2 steaks. Any day where you get 2 steaks is a good day. 🙂

I am going to be anal about the food…
Crackers with cheese ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG It’s bread you want Bread JFC 😉

You can leave it out altogether. I hate cheese with a real passion. And why do people think you are odd if you don’t like it? Chuffin cheese mafia.

you weird robdob very weird 😉

Yeah well, that may be, but cheese is still rank. 🙁

awww juan i thought we were great dancers,maybe its the drink talking!!!

What? There was dancing?

Gutted…

I mean, have you ever seen me dancin’? Y’know, really dancin’?

Did Juan actually dance? I bet I’m a better dancer than him.

And I’d drink him under the table, the ponce.

I didn’t see him dancing, but I was busy eating. 🙂

And being Mr Best Taxi Man