Having London anywhere on that list is also a joke – London has many wonderful qualities but a great location for a mountain biker wouldn’t be on the list.
@epicsteve
no complaints from me about living in London – fantastic transport connections in every direction
we have Surrey Hills (965ft on Pitch Hill), Woburn Sands, Aston Hills, Swinley Forest, Wisley, Chicksands, PORC (we also used to have Esher Shore before it closed) and other riding locations all within an hour of London by train
plus stacks of dirt jump trails accessible by train just ouside London, if you know the builders, and London has over 35 skateparks if like me you enjoy riding DJs and Skatepark in addition to mountain biking
and quick, easy access to all the Welsh trail centres and FOD by car
Gatwick and Heathrow quickly accessible by train, with great air connections to some of the world’s best riding in Europe and Canada
in the past season, we flew from Gatwick after breakfast and were riding the excellent Winterberg Bike Park in Germany before lunchtime!
and 10 minutes ride up the road from my house in NW London, I have 1200 acres of steep woodland with dozens of excellent XC trails including a 3 minute descent off one side and a 6 minute descent off the other side
no problems from me?