Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants

don'cha jus' love catching up on the hometown news…
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Police: Man from Framingham stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants
Associated Press
SPRINGFIELD —

Police say a Framingham man who allegedly stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't make a smooth getaway, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x503198719/Police-Man-from-Framingham-stuffed-75-bottles-of-lotion-in-pants

oops, thinking about all that lotion made me post this in the wrong forum.

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doesn't everyone do that ?

p.s.. pants in this case = trousers

p.s.. pants in this case = trousers

is that the case – wouldn't they have fallen down his legs ?

I suppose the first dozen would have.. then I suppose you hit a trouser-lotion bottle density

I'm not sure what the maths would be on that tho.