Lost In Translation

Was searching for reviews of a couple of small saddle packs & one came up on Amazon that caught my eye.  A Spanish review for the Continental Race Pack was translated as:

“Perfect size. A small bowler hat comes in and the wicks. It fits very well and as I say small”

How it’s got that from inner tube & tyre levers is beyond me!

Any other good web translation fails out there?

Not a translation issue but when I lived and worked in Turkey with english speaking guests (before the internet so they couldn’t look it up) lots of fun was had with room 31 – otuz bir. “Good morning Derek, we especially selected this room just for you – you just have room 31 written all over you”, “oh I’m terribly sorry sir that you don’t like your room – I’ve got a spare room – number 31 that’ll suit you perfectly” or “Order for otuz bir, 31 – whos the otuz bir in the restaurant?”.

Put “fifty ten hull” into Google Translate.

Select French as the target language.

Press the Audio button.

Rude!

Lol @ Cougar!