Woke up to the news. Became depressed. At breakfast. Went to get my bike. Realised keys for garage (attached to house, entrance through house) are on my bike.
My bike is in the garage. With keys in my frame bag. Behind a locked door. That my wife locked on her way to work. These keys also are the keys to our two external doors. We have no spares in the house, or outside it.
Currently feeling a bit stupid.
A) can’t get out
B) can’t spend day fettling bikes, as they are in the garage
C) can’t get beer as it too, is in the garage
Also, something about not being able to go to work.