Or is this merely an amuse-bouche?

A chippy in my hometown is selling this 'crunch box' for a TENNER and if you don't think it looks like the most appetizing thing ever then there's no hope for you. pic.twitter.com/BzKhYbEFWF

— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) August 19, 2018

*shrugs* nothing special

Mmm… Brown….

God that looks awful, apart fro the Iron Bru

Scottish Tapas

No chips? Aahm oot.

It sits on a bed of chips

It sits on a bed of chips

Game on….

Can you ID each of the yellow things? I think I can see two fish, two sausages and five onion rings plus the aforementioned chips, but what else lies beneath the beautifully crisp and delicate batter? Or am I better off not knowing?

Scallops. Are you a heathen of some sort?

Thats potato in batter fried and served with other naturalist potatoes. Also fried.

It looks like there are some fritter type things and perhaps some sheep’s testicles (ah, could be scampi). Batter looks a bit anaemic to me.

Scallops are good though.

Pretty sure there’s a mock chop in there as well.

That’s a paltry effort  for a munchy box.

The 16 inch tandoori munchy box from the Snappy Chapati makes that look like a child’s packed lunch

http://www.snappychapati.co.uk/

Some deep fried pizza in there too, can’t tell the toppings from this angle…

Looks like deep fried pizza too. I saw that on the west coast of Scotland along with deep fried meat pie yum

Can you ID each of the yellow things? I think I can see two fish, two sausages and five onion rings plus the aforementioned chips, but what else lies beneath the beautifully crisp and delicate batter? Or am I better off not knowing?

2 1/4 pizza, 2 hamburgers.

no deep fried scotch pie?

giein’ me the boak

Our chippy does proper onion rings, they’re gorgeous, but they’re incapable of doing a half portion (i.e. would only feed a family of five…) and when I last asked they actually gave me such a massive portion they couldn’t close the box, funny how they still managed to do it passive aggressively 😆

That’s a ridiculous amount of chips, says Britain

Looks shite.

Perchy has this wrapped up. A munch box does NOT come from a chippy.

I spy some Spam fritters in there also…

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

is a steak pie supper not a thing elsewhere?

Can you ID each of the yellow things?

In the centre – burgers – possibly ‘cheeseburgers’ which have the cheese in the middle of the burger – then lockwise from top left

Sausages,

two bits of pizza

pituitary glands

fish

a bollock

two scallops / fritters

shower curtain rings.

Our chippy does proper onion rings,

thats the chipshop litmus test for me – nothing says ‘can’t be bothered’ like serving cash and carry onion rings when dipping things in batter is pretty much your only job.

a pizza crunch from the chip shop in Rothesay….. Battered deep fried margarita. The Triple grill on the sea front does a great hoagy.  DOnner meat,  cheesy chips,  chicken kebab and more cheesy chips,  plus a smattering of veg pakora,  garlic mayo and chilli sauce wrapped in a chappati. Pure pisshead fodder.

Looks like a decent first course.

Based on RAL charts the yellow things would actually be orange things if it weren’t for the actual bright orange thing which presumably has its own RAL entry.

The lack of King Rib is disturbing

Looks like a standard Iceland buffet box.

Top right is deep fried pizza. Yum.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Beige.

Crunch box challenge? Bawk!

*boaks*

Top right is deep fried pizza. Yum.

Nope. A deep fried pizza is a pizza deep-fried. What you have there is a pizza crunch which is a pizza dipped in batter THEN deep fried.

I have no idea how folk can let that shit pass their lips, hideous colour, full of shit, will kill yer guts and send ye to an early grave…

And the food next to it doesn’t look much better. Irn bru is rank.

Is it organic and sustainably sourced?

Organic irn bru? how dae ye grow that then? 🙂

Seriously, the stooshie when they reduced the sugar content was eyewatering stuff, was like a whole nation had scented vapour blown in their faces!

And the food next to it doesn’t look much better. Irn bru is rank.

*Secretly agrees*

*Hands passport in at border*

Holy Mother Of God

So, I’m the only on thinking ” A tenner? good value that”