- Jokes about cheese please :-)
What cheese to you use to entice a bear down from a mountain? … Camembert
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? … Halloumi
What cheese do you use to disguise a horse? … Mascarpone
How do you handle dangerous cheese? … Caerphilly
What cheese is made backwards? … Edam
What cheeses would you eat on a windy day? … Bries
Can you make cheese without milk? … No whey!Posted 6 years agovalleydaddySubscriber
“One day Jill (a virgin) went to the zoo with Jack. They were walking around, and saw one elephant mounting another. “What are they doing?” asked Jill. “Oh, they’re making pizza”, Jack said. “Hmm…interesting. Can we make pizza, Jack?” Jack replied, “Not right now Jill”.
They keep walking and see two lions having sex. “What are THEY doing Jack?” Jill asked. “Oh, they’re making pizza, too”, replied Jack. “Hmmm…interesting. Can we make pizza NOW, Jack?” said Jill. “No Jill,” Jack answered”. “Not right now”.
They keep walking and see two monkeys having sex. “Are THEY making pizza, too, Jack?” “Yes, they are making pizza, Jill”, answered Jack. Jill then said “Jack…can we PLEASE make pizza NOW? Jack thought about it for a second, and said, “Okay Jill, let’s go make pizza”.
So Jack and Jill go behind a bush and start getting it on. After a little while, Jill stops and says, “JACK! I think the pizza’s ready!!” Jack looked at her and said “How do you know that, Jill?” To which Jill said….
“Because the cheese is running down my leg”.Posted 6 years ago
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