“Oh, yes, ’cause, like, I’m a bit of a perfectionist, actually! Yes, I am. See, for me, it’s got to be the best, or it’s nothing at all. Like things get a bit dodgy, I just cannot be bothered.”
I got asked this question in my interview for this job. It was going well, and had become a bit more of a chat than an interview- my boss was reading out an occasional stock question but they weren’t exactly committed to them. So I said “I’m not very good at thinking up good answers for silly interview questions”. We laughed and moved on. Apparently the other 6 candidates all went with perfectionist or “too passionate”. Bit of a risky strategy that though.