I was having a general desk tidy this morning. I upturned my keyboard and gave it a few sharp raps on the desk. Crivens was I shocked at the debris field! Grains of rice, dried flakes of tuna, dehydrated noodles. Eugh I was a bit disgusted. I am a particularly messy eater or does this stuff commonly accumulate over time.

I was half expecting to turn out these:

Since using one of these:

I’ve really really missed the experience of tipping out months worth of dried and decaying Greggs pastry flakes. I feel deprived

And may I just congratulate you on your use of the word Crivens. Much under-utlised 😀