Or am I meant to be at work right now?

Nope you’re safe it’s a bank holiday, as is next Monday

Yep go on be the only one in work 😉

My missus is working today. Skivers in the NHS I tell thee.

no it’s not!

get yourself to work.

signed

your boss

I thought it was a public holiday rather than a bank holiday because its an extra “day off” rather than one that happens every year 😕

I just made a couple of payments on my internet banking service (RBS) and they’re not going through till tomorrow. So I guess it is a bank holiday.

I’ve just tried robbing a bank but it was shut. Going back in the morning.

Rob it over the internet, that’s what everyone else is doing nowadays.

That way there’s no need to threaten people with a gun and you can have a nice cup of tea while you’re at it.