Is this the worst product packaging method EVER?

what kind sick twisted bastid designed the packaging for these

The yoghurty side is bad enough when you get a little splash all over your new tie at lunch time but then, just when you try to open that second pocket for those balls of sweet chocolatey goodness, they roll all over your desk!

Jesus H christ. Kill yourselves. No really, kill yourselves. If you can't remove some simple packaging then you have to question both your contribution to society and your suitability to be allowed out with normal people.

it can be a close shave with those blister packs 🙁

I think the worst packaging is where you have 2 conformally moulded sheets of clear plastic enclosing the item and welded together.

Especially if you buy something from the airport duty free, so you have nothing sharp to open the package.

I don't think I'll ever tire of the irony involved with people nearly mutilating themselves when opening this type of packaging containing something sharp.

Dairylea.

Babybel.

Eat real cheese, FFS! You can just gnaw on a corner if you don't have thumbs.

I don't think I'll ever tire of the irony involved

it would also be apt if scofflaw samuri were given an infallible insomnia remedy in a blister pack and he bled to death frantically trying to get to it…

Eat real cheese, FFS!

While I agree about Dairylea, surely Babybel is a "real cheese"?
It's an edam that is made in France no?

Obviously there are nicer cheeses available, but it's a bit tricker to slip a couple of wedges of Stinking Bishop into your pocket for scoffing later 🙂

It's an edam that is made in France no?

er, Nederlands…

surely Babybel is a "real cheese"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babybel

"Babybel is a processed cheese that is easily recognizable due to its distinctive red wax"

EDIT: not that Wikipedia is necessarily correct, of course! 🙂

My printer toners – wrapped in some kind of puffy plastic that almost defeated our scissors.

Any plastic packaged prduct needing a knife/scissors (many)

Shrink wrapped fruit and veg

Caper jars – why are they so hard to undo?!

Sainsburys' new frickin' cartons of chopped tomatoes. Damn near dislocated my indexfinger trying to tear the bastards. Going back to cans next.

er, Nederlands…

From Rio's wiki link:
"The Bel Group (Groupe Bel) introduced Babybel in 1952… manufactured in Évron, in northwest France"

I was in a sex shop in Paris a few years ago. They had a rubber ladies vajayjay for sale, called 'c**t in a box'. That has to rank as some of the worst packaging, in my humble opinion…

Love their new ad campaign though. With all the little guys and the giant cow. 🙂

@ mitch, it would go down well with the Plain English crowd though.

It alledgly had 'real hair' stuck to it as well. Dont get me started…

Love their new ad campaign though. With all the little guys and the giant cow.

Not seen it. But I guess you are not referring to BM’s French rubber vajayjays.

allegedly

Yeah right mate 🙂

😆 @ Sparry-the-Hider

Why would little french men want a giant rubber cow vagina with hair on it?? *confused*

Sorry darcy, but even I, as one of the North's less discerning perverts, couldnt have done it. It looked like something from a medical curiosities museum.

Methinks the Mitch doth protest too much

😳

surely that's labelling, not packaging ?

I did actually notice that simon, after I'd posted, but why let semantics get in the way of a story about a rubber fanny?

why let semantics get in the way of a story about a rubber fanny?

I often find myself down the pub repeating those very words.

I'll freely admit that I was extremely pleased with that particular line of prose darcy 😆

So, does the French rubber ladygarden has any cheese in it?

Now wondering I can slip james callaghan and a rubber fanny into the same conversation………

I'm kind of hoping it becomes as popular as 'owning with bombers' or 'weeing in shoes'. Just remember where you heard it first 😉

Now wondering I can slip james callaghan and a rubber fanny into the same conversation………

😯

It was marnsleybitch that brought up the rubber fanny!

Heehee

Prosthetic Volvos rule.

The one that starred in East is East was a real beauty.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/irhhccof.jpeg

^^^^ that'll be another DON'T CLICK THIS 🙁 ^^^^

or, if you like: "Mark Datz's instant celibacy link"…

Mark Datz comes from a very, very dark place. That's minging

Pass the eye bleach, please…