Is This the Worst Coffee Known to Man?

“Rappor”

It is without doubt the most vile coffee I have ever tasted.

And I’m no connoiseur – I’m used to drinking instant.

Even the dishwater that is labelled ‘coffee’ from the office vending machine tastes better.

Damn you Co-op, luring me in with your half-price promotions!

No. There’s a German brand of coffee named “Minges”. At least they put a clue in the name.

Tesco Value coffee.

milicano.

Awful

+1 atlaz, that stuff’s rank

Rappor is bad but you want to check out the ‘dark coffee’ from aldis, i literally spat it out across the living room carpet to the disgust of the wife….

I’d rather drink canal water than that mellow birds stuff, it doesn’t even taste remotely like coffee. I’m surprised Trades Description haven’t caught up with them yet.

atlaz – chicory is the work of the devil.

I was staying with some mates in Whistler last year and they were always moaning about there never being any coffee in the house, so I went out to the supermarket and bought a 5kg tub of canada’s finest chicory coffee, not really knowing what it was.

You can imagine their disappointment when they saw what I had bought 🙁

+1 for Mellow Birds, Yak!
When I first met my now in-laws they offered me a coffee and gave me this!!!

Mellow birds tastes buttery, I once worked somewhere that had it and developed a taste for it, you kind of get used to it. Wouldn’t buy it though.

Milicano is disgusting, these new designer coffees appearing in tins are all crap.

Decaff.

Some “breakfast coffee ” I purchased at the local home bargains out of desperation. I think it was by Lyons …? Horrible hateful stuff. I ended up borrowing a few scoops of nescaf off the neighbor it was that bad.

No. The worst coffee on this earth is served at any conference/event held at the JW Marriott Tomorrow Square Hotel in Shanghai.

It may be an amazing hotel, with stunning high altitude views across one of the most fascinating mega-cities on earth, but their coffee sucks.

All coffee is rank. There should be a law against it.

“mellow birds”
“deliciously mild”
“new milder taste”

wtf?!

They might as well just call it “flavourless dirty water”.

dirty water

I think you may be getting confused with tea there Glen

They might as well just call it “flavourless dirty water”.

See also; Budweiser

Mellow birds tastes buttery

Has anyone ever responded to the question “would you like a drink?” with “mmmmm, yes please, do you have anything that tastes of butter?”

Even milk doesn’t taste buttery, and that’s what butter’s made of.

See also; Budweiser

See also; Gnat’s Pee

The worst stuff is the packets of instant coffee we have in our work kitchen right now. It came from Malaysia and contains margerine. It is vile stuff.

See also; Budweiser

See also; Gnat’s Pee

See also: Any American ‘beer’.

See also: Any American ‘beer’.

You obviously haven’t tried New Belgian Brewery or any of the host of micro breweries fair.

Mothership Whit is one of the finest beers I’ve ever tasted…. (organic wheat beer, mmmmmmmm)

Whatever the hell it is that Garuda (Indonesia’s state airline, main speciality: crashing planes due to poor maintenance and incompetent piloting) serve on their flights as “coffee”.

I’d rather have a cup of that black poo that newborn babies produce.

They might as well just call it “flavourless dirty water”.

You’re clearly not a marketing man. 😆

See also: Any American ‘beer’.

Not all US beer is horrible. I’m quite partial to this:

It may be called Boston Lager, but it’s definitely not US/Euro Fizz.

joao3v16 – Member

Mellow birds tastes buttery

Has anyone ever responded to the question “would you like a drink?” with “mmmmm, yes please, do you have anything that tastes of butter?”

MMMMMMMMMM…….

No mention of Red Mountain!?

It came from Malaysia and contains margerine

“I can’t believe it’s not buttery” ?