Is there a good STW thread that you’d like to be made into a movie? 📽️

The car will not be restored

Outside of “Harry’s Garage” no project car ever has been.

Man starts cocktail bar not serving mojito’s

STW derides bar as hipster nonsense

Man is STWer

STW now backtracks hilariously

link??

Don't Order a Mojito

I wish this thread had links – I’m intrigued by millionaire kickboxers.

I’d like to see a movie about badger(?) spraying sealant everywhere, then threatening to sue everyone who laughed at him.

I’d go to see Ken Loache’s take on ‘Watches N+1‘ as a bit of social commentary, it could be a trilogy along with ‘which Gagia should I buy‘ and ‘wood burners?‘

In my mind the Picolax thread only really works as a Jason Statham film where a man (Statham) having been somehow duped into taking the stuff by the russian mafia, has several 15 minute, single take martial arts sequences each one ending with him needing a break for explosive diarrhea. The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

I wish this thread had links – I’m intrigued by millionaire kickboxers.

They weren’t kickboxers, they were black belt Taekwondo blokes.

They worked in the Edinburgh finance markets and could knack any of the MMA fighters but didn’t bother because their day jobs paid better.

They also regularly injured their friends, broken jaws and the like.

The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

Watch Generation Kill. You might get some ideas from that.

The Crown Race.

One mans quest to find answers… Something something.

Minimal script… Long though.

Surely the iDave diet, didnt that turn into a scam and he ran off with everyones money?

Involved a lot of Chorizo iirc

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Obviously guy in trapped in a house when a gang of vicious criminal break in

all he has to defend himself are his wits , some Home Alone style traps and……

Disproportionately Cross escalated to full Falling Down

Sorry, but I still want a **** mojito – so that won’t work.

Maybe a mash-up with Poopy’s story to make RoboCocktail?

But I think Kimbers has nailed it though: Owned With Bombers works for me.

Anyone suggesting the Picolax thread… you didn’t really think about that, did you?

Storyville / Ross Atkins does:

Legal advice please – cancelling a new car dispute

I am a little worried about how many times my name has come up as ‘movie potential’ when you then lookj at the viewing figures for my amazing “Are you bored enough to watch…” film series.

I also feel thi si a little close for comfort right now, but I WILL FINISH MY CAR PROJECT

Any movie based on STW threads will start off being about a couple of guys buying a used car with the plan to restore it, will half way through inexplicably turn into a existential drama about the privilege of being a white man able to afford the current cost of living crisis, and will end up as a political drama about the dangers of fascism and the rise of populism. It will end without concluding the plot but with an undercurrent of barely concealed seething resentment.

The car will not be restored

In my mind the Picolax thread only really works as a Jason Statham film where a man (Statham) having been somehow duped into taking the stuff by the russian mafia, has several 15 minute, single take martial arts sequences each one ending with him needing a break for explosive diarrhea. The locations he has to shit becoming increasingly precarious.

I was thinking a bit more som mothers do ave em type comedy.