Getting too big? It’s a standard of living I could very rapidly get used to.
And no, it wouldn’t be squandered on useless business ventures, fleets of ugly trashy cars, or inhaling most of Columbia. A number of small local charities, like BARB (Burnham Area Rescue Boats) would certainly benefit though.
BARB run the rescue hovercraft from Burnham-on-Sea, and do a fantastic job dragging stupid grockles out of the mud every year, with only local fundraising, so their running costs would be covered if I had that kind of money.
I’d be able to retire and go travelling, too, and not worry about the damned mortgage anymore as well.